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by Droz 07/07/2026, 11:10am PDT |
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According to papers Microsoft filed during the Activision acquisition, they "planned" to have over 70 million Gamepass subs by this point. In reality, they have 30 million. But money isn't made in reality anymore, it's made in fantasy. Someone at Xbox had to put together a plan to show to the bigwigs at Microsoft to convince them they could DOUBLE THEIR MONEY, FAST. The bigwigs didn't believe a word of it but they thought they could sell it to the shareholders, so that's what they ran with. Every individual (institutional) investor knew it was bullshit, but they also knew it was just plausible enough as a get rich quick scheme that they could feel good about buying MSFT instead of BTC that month. And guess what? MSFT stock went up! Everybody made money, from the guy at Xbox who took his bonus and dipped to the bigwigs at Microsoft who took their bonuses and pivoted to AI to the investors who plan to ride this bubble until the last possible second and leave someone else holding the bag.
When was the last time a company's market cap increased because they were good at manufacturing anything people wanted to buy in reality? Toyota in the '80s? Successful companies are dream makers. Their purpose is to produce appealing fantasies for investors, nothing more and nothing less. |
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Xbox devastation "going to reverberate like the meteor that took out the dinos" by George Broussard 06/30/2026, 10:19pm PDT 
Xbox devastation "going to reverberate like the meteor that took out the dinos" by Mysterio 07/01/2026, 6:58am PDT 
cuts by Gaige Grosskreutz 07/06/2026, 8:26am PDT 
stock down 1.45% at the moment by Mysferio 07/06/2026, 9:58am PDT 
Mwa ha ha ha NT by Ghost of Jack Welch 07/06/2026, 2:00pm PDT 
Xbox massively over leveraged by XBONK 07/06/2026, 2:42pm PDT 
Re: Xbox massively over leveraged by Gaige Grosskreutz 07/06/2026, 8:55pm PDT 
They thought they could spend less and make more by Blackwater 07/07/2026, 8:17am PDT 
I think those studios served their purpose. by Droz 07/07/2026, 11:10am PDT 
Here is my business pitch: by Droz 07/07/2026, 11:30am PDT 
Re: Here is my business pitch: by Val Killmore 07/07/2026, 12:22pm PDT 
When they bid on Activision they probably wanted exclusives by Houseboat moored in Angeles City 07/07/2026, 12:11pm PDT 
I don't think the antitrust stuff had anything to do with it. by Droz 07/07/2026, 2:25pm PDT 
Woof. Ignore me. by Droz 07/07/2026, 4:18pm PDT 
If I can clarify, though: you are a clown. You are all clowns. NT by Droz 07/07/2026, 4:20pm PDT 
I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? NT by ex-box 07/07/2026, 8:38pm PDT 
Phil Spencer is also getting too much criticism by Houseboat moored in Angeles City 07/07/2026, 12:13pm PDT 
Agreed by Val Killmore 07/07/2026, 12:20pm PDT 
Re: Mwa ha ha ha by Gaige Grosskreutz 07/06/2026, 2:49pm PDT 
She came from the AI side by Mysferio 07/06/2026, 3:39pm PDT 
lol, Patelle hacking away at dogshit like this lol by hahaha 07/07/2026, 10:20am PDT 
Re: lol, Patelle hacking away at dogshit like this lol by hahaha 07/07/2026, 10:23am PDT 
Streaming is not bad, have you tried GEForce Now? NT by Houseboat moored in Angeles City 07/07/2026, 12:14pm PDT 
Streaming works, however by Yaris 07/07/2026, 12:27pm PDT 
Everyone at ID software got laid off by Trolly McDouche 07/07/2026, 3:54pm PDT 
Re: Everyone at ID software got laid off by Hangman 07/07/2026, 8:45pm PDT 
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