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| Re: She's 96! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2026, 4:21pm PDT | ||||
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| Incredible. Ninety fucking six. I don't begrudge gossip garbage nonsense from existing, that's probably a well-paying job; one she has hung onto for 35 goddamn years after retirement age. They could have hired a writer at 30 to shit out this dreck and that person would be ready to retire opening up the job again.
She had another column bragging about how she was part of the JonBenet Ramsey case and (I'm sure unknown to her) did what she could do fuck that case up. Her contention was that "New York City cops should be brought into the investigation." The unsolved murder case in NYC in 1996 was roughly 65%, but sure, what the cops in Boulder really needed to do was stop and frisk the entire town. If only they had listened to Cindy, a couple of SHADDAP, MORKs and the same police force that kept Son of Sam from setting fire #1501 would have nailed it. Comments are 100% in alignment that the family did it, which makes sense, because the only people reading the NY Post and posting in the comments are dumb, insufferable assholes. |
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Let's take a look at what the NY Post has to say about the Mayor by 10/13/2026, 10:09pm PDT  Mamdani found dead in basement of Jonbenet Ramsey's parents' house. NT by 10/14/2026, 5:59am PDT It was SO EASY getting writing jobs, pre-internet NT by 10/14/2026, 8:15am PDT She's 96! by 10/16/2026, 3:20pm PDT Re: She's 96! by 10/16/2026, 4:21pm PDT |
