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Start of Zsenijeim buffer: Sat Apr 05 02:08:24 2003
HandxofxFate: that was really cute with the getting yourself banned
Zsenijeim: Where's my motherfuckin' trophy, fag?
HandxofxFate: probably in some decrepit womans vagina
Zsenijeim: I wanted to post all Stephanie Swift for Fussbett, but then I figured you guys would just ban him without bothering to check IPs. And why implicate the innocent in my nefarious spamming spree of what, 20 posts?
HandxofxFate: yes, thats EXACTLY what we'd do
Zsenijeim: Whooo you're off beat if you're trying to sing "Call Me Mr. Bitterness"
HandxofxFate: The really funny part is how you continuously accuse barbie of being unstable
Zsenijeim: ...when in fact I am the unstable one, ne?
Zsenijeim: Seeing that one coming was like seeing one of those old whores faking it - not only obvious, but played into the ground.
HandxofxFate: did you have to do a perception roll before typing that?
Zsenijeim: NO BUT HOW DO YOU FANCY MY PSYCHIC POWERS?
HandxofxFate: Not nearly so honed as your spamming ones
Zsenijeim: Yeah, I was almost up to a post a minute there!
Zsenijeim: Each one pulling a massive - single line! Plus title and author fields.
HandxofxFate: you really need to work on your build order
Zsenijeim: I'll never be Korean. :(
Zsenijeim: But I was Korean enough to get killed when I rebelled against my soft-authoritarian Japanese colonial masters.
Zsenijeim: Ain't that some shit?
HandxofxFate: Truly, you'll be a martyr in your own mind
Zsenijeim: Hey, I'm not asking for martyrdom here. Just make sure that ban is fucking permanent, ponyboy.
Zsenijeim: I got a lot of grannies that love golden-haired young elves.
HandxofxFate: Oh, waving that meaty fist around, are we?
Zsenijeim: Does it hurt? I'll pull it out first next time.
Zsenijeim: ^_^
HandxofxFate: Really, I wouldn't go threatening us
Zsenijeim: What, with fisting and granny porn? If you don't want the former, keep your ass away from my fist. If you don't want the latter, don't unban me.
Zsenijeim: The phone calls are coming from inside the house.
HandxofxFate: I'm curious - what is your justification?
Zsenijeim: Of course you're curious, that's why you came to congratulate me.
HandxofxFate: on?
Zsenijeim: Being really cute. ^_^
HandxofxFate: indeed
Zsenijeim: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but I don't think I had any high-minded reason that you would give a shit about, honcho.
HandxofxFate: just being petulant?
Zsenijeim: Must be the estrogen, tee hee! ~_^
End of Zsenijeim buffer: Sat Apr 05 02:08:24 2003