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Re: It all makes so much sense now. by Chairman Mao 04/14/2003, 5:38pm PDT
laudablepuss wrote:

Of course! Saddam was an American agent all along! Good work, agent sAdDam420. Your 30+ year mission has been succesful. Please enjoy your retirement (under tons of rubble in a deep deep hole) with the thanks of the US government.


They can't rationalize the US winning any other way. God was on their side, you see. Thus, Saddam's army gained divine protection from artifically intelligent submunitions and a secret payroll of blond virgins via the US directly. When the buggery 'fighting' was over they were teleported to Lansing, Michigan to take charge of their everyamerican mansions and nuclear tipped limousines.
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It all makes so much sense now. by laudablepuss 04/14/2003, 3:58pm PDT NEW
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        Re: It all makes so much sense now. by laudablepuss 04/14/2003, 6:06pm PDT NEW
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