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Waitaminit... by Killjoy 04/27/2003, 11:03am PDT
Guess what? wrote:

Well, the Europeans were at least right about you, fa-hag.


So... the Sunday Telegraph, which today has an article about how a crossbow victim saved herself with self-hypnosis on their front page, happened to find TOP SEKRET Iraqi documents that REALLY TRULY find a link between Al-Quesadilla and Iraq.

Note that nowhere in the article, besides the quote "Sensational, sister!" from an "an unidentified Western intelligence official" is anyone other than the Sunday Telegraph citing evidence about this incredible find. In fact, not only did the paper find the file that Smoking Gun team Bravo missed just "lying in the rubble of one of the rooms of the intelligence headquarters" they were allowed to take it back to Australia and then performed forensic analysis on the file to reveal the name Osama Bin Laden had been whited out three times in the document.

AAAAAND! They also found reason to believe TEH FRENCH FLEW THOSE PLANES INTO TEH TOWARS!!!

Hmm...

Well I'm convinced!

And to think that all that fuss about ruining international relations, killing innocent civilians, rage over slashed vetrans' benefits, anger over sending us on a billion dollar war in the midst of an extended recession fluctuation, not to mention that DE-LISH-USLY pithy quote from junior about "focus groups," was all over nothing! The fact that Bechtel and Haliburton are literally shitting taxpayer cash out their asses right now is just a happy bonus!
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Oops! by Guess what? 04/27/2003, 2:44am PDT NEW
    Waitaminit... by Killjoy 04/27/2003, 11:03am PDT NEW
        Thank you for proving him wrong. Still feeling vindicated, also - by Senor Barborito 04/27/2003, 7:36pm PDT NEW
            I'm just amazed CNN published that NT by Mischief Killjoy 04/27/2003, 9:09pm PDT NEW
            Interesting standard of proof... by Diotallevi 04/30/2003, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                Confused by Moab 05/01/2003, 6:12am PDT NEW
                    Re: Confused by foogla 05/01/2003, 8:30am PDT NEW
                        Re: Confused by Lizard_King 05/01/2003, 8:37am PDT NEW
                            Re: Confused by foogla 05/01/2003, 10:43am PDT NEW
                                Here, I will google for you. by Moab 05/01/2003, 10:51am PDT NEW
                                    A few more... by Lizard_King 05/01/2003, 7:24pm PDT NEW
                                        btw, I don't know where the 8b number I gave came from... by Lizard_King 05/01/2003, 7:25pm PDT NEW
 
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