sigh whatever happened to games that were only 25 cents a pop?

Hmm... This Yoshimitsu dude has samurai armor, a glowing sword, and no skin. Looks totally badass. Let's Rawk!

Hah! Bring it on, Law. I came to the fight with a sword and armor, you're shirtless and shriek like a little girl. All too easy.

Fuck his shit up, Yoshimitsu!

...you punched him? There's a fucking sword in your hand, dumbass.

What the fuck! He's kicking you in the face repeatedly! Stop trying your girly punch and chop his ass!

Stop spinning! What the hell's wrong with you? Didn't they teach you at Samurai school that getting his with a sword hurts more than a punch?

Why the fuck did you bring a sword to a fight when the only effective move you do is a kick?

Aw fuck this game!