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Worst metaphor EVAR by BDR 09/12/2004, 1:12pm PDT
Mischief Maker wrote:

I remember one time I took a drink of something I thought was going to be water or rootbeer or something, and it turned out to be neither of those things. It was sour and tart and sickly sweet and carbonated to boot. The flavor was revolting! I spat it out and tore off the cover to see what I drank only to realize I'd taken a sip of simple, harmless sprite.


What the fuck does that mean? Discovering it was Sprite doesn't change the fact the drink is sour and tart and sickly sweet...
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