Caltrops - NFL2K3 - How's about Kyle Turley?

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by SBDMT 06/06/2003, 9:09pm PDT

Not that he's in bad shape or anything, just, you know, karma.

Turley bristles at such depictions, insisting he was a "team leader. I was the marquee player on the team, and they didn't care what I had to say. So many crappy little things they do make them a low-class organization, and when players would come to me to complain I would call [management] on it, which pissed them off."

I liked Turley before he became such a goddamned cunt. The altheticism, the work ethic, the intensity. Fuck, the tatoos. His interviews used to be short and to the point: "I'm not out here to make friends, I'm here to beat your fuckin' ass." Like an O-Line version of Warren Sapp - he was someone you'd fucking hate if he was on any other team, but you were glad he was on yours. Then came that briefly entertaining Jet's Helmet thing, and his rock-star status that it spawned. Oh, and that whole "not protecting the quarterback" element he added to his game.

Fuck Kyle Turley. Fuck the Rams, too. Match made in heaven, for all I fucking care. And mother-fist-fuck Mike cunting Martz, the one human being I genuinely want to see crushed by a piano. Faulk will get 2000 yards, eh? Warner will bounce back? Now that the Rams have finally found their marquee player such things are trivial in the grand scheme, which can only now be achieved!

Look out, NFC West! He's back!