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Cyrris wrote:
whydirt, caltrops braintrust wrote:
T3 is exactly what I thought a sequel to T2 would look like if made in 2003. Let me elaborate:
T1: cheesy B action/scifi film that's pretty cool and neat.
T2: cheesy, angst ridden 90's action flick, complete with GnR in the soundtrack and little Mr. Furlong in a Public Enemy with the required BY LAW flannel over top
T3: cheesy, over-the-top CGI and tons of inside jokes and fanservice
The makers of T3 really had no choice but to make this movie tongue-in-cheek - any attempts at making it serious would have made it EVEN MORE GAY. I don't know how anyone could dislike the movie. There were really few expectations to meet (robots, ahnold, and explosions) and all three of those were passed with flying colors.
***____++++SPOILERS BELOW FAGOTS++++____**O_O
My minor nitpicks:
1. How did the TX have a clue that Claire Danes would be at the vet place at 5:00 am? Wouldn't she have gone to the apartment first?
2. From the previews, it seemed like there was gonna be much more HOT robot vs. human war action. I would've like that better instead of the same recycled Terminator vs. Terminator assassination mission blah blah blah.
3. Not really a nitpick, but right at the beginning I thought that Ahnold was going to the same bar as in T2. As funny as the stripper scene was, I think a "O SHIT IT'S THE CRAZY NAKED DUDE FROM 10 YEARS AGO" scene would have been cooler.
Agreed. Also, there were several glaring inconsistencies/questions in the film that bugged the hell out of me:
1. If Arnold is a new Terminator with no memory of the previous, then how did he know to look in the visor for the keys and avoid human casualties (and don't tell me that Clair Danes in the future programmed all that into him, because that would create a whole new slew of questions, like WHY SEND AN OBSOLETE MACHINE?).
2. Don't tell us that John Connor dies and then NOT extrapolate on HOW he dies (we know that the Terminator, apparently the same one sent back, killed him, but why? Was it a mercy killing, or did John's supreme power go to his head?)
3. Was the virus that led to the creation of SkyNet's AI the same one the T-X entered into the web-phone to gain access to the University's Student Database, or are they totally separate incidents?
4. Differences in actors aside, did John Connor whimp-out between the movies?
Will have to see it again to come up with more "why the fuck" isms. Admittedly, I will see it again.
Cyrris
1. Clair Danes HAVING LIVED THROUGH THE EVENTS OF T3 programs the Terminator in the future to know where the keys are and all that shit. Fuck, Binro could explain this to you, and so can Bill and Ted.
2. Ever heard of a SEQUEL???? Like the movie you're reviewing?
3. Was that episode #35 of TNG or the original Star Trek?
4. He seems wimpier. |
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Terminator 3 Doesn't Suck. NT by mrs. johnson 07/02/2003, 3:51am PDT 
I don't believe you. by Senor Barborito 07/02/2003, 5:19am PDT 
No, really. (Possible spoilers of vagueness?) by mrs. johnson 07/02/2003, 11:50am PDT 
Re: Terminator 3 Doesn't Suck. by Arbit 07/02/2003, 1:31pm PDT 
Re: Terminator 3 Doesn't Suck. by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 07/06/2003, 2:41pm PDT 
one line proves you wrong by FABIO 07/02/2003, 2:27pm PDT 
Yeah, that's pretty much what made T2 suck, too by I need clarification 07/02/2003, 3:15pm PDT 
T1, T2, and T3: the real Animatrix? by laudablepuss 07/02/2003, 5:00pm PDT 
What I don't get... by Fullofkittens 07/03/2003, 10:33am PDT 
Re: What I don't get... by Choson 07/03/2003, 10:40am PDT 
Re: What I don't get... by Jhoh Creexul 07/07/2003, 4:08am PDT 
Re: What I don't get... by foogla 07/07/2003, 6:24am PDT 
Re: What I don't get... by laudablepuss 07/07/2003, 11:28am PDT 
Are you saying Black Dog wasn't good? NT by Patrick Swayze 07/07/2003, 11:30am PDT 
Re: What I don't get... by foogla 07/07/2003, 4:12pm PDT 
Re: What I don't get... by Choson 07/07/2003, 11:36am PDT 
A little too tongue-in-cheek for me by I need clarification 07/05/2003, 12:58pm PDT 
Re: A little too tongue-in-cheek for me by TheVacillator 07/10/2003, 2:55am PDT 
Cyrris's totally worthless two-cents. (With 1 small spoiler) by Cyrris 07/06/2003, 12:49am PDT 
Furlong by Bob Violence 07/06/2003, 1:03am PDT 
Re: Cyrris's totally worthless two-cents. (With 1 small spoiler) by Choson 07/06/2003, 8:23am PDT 
Re: Cyrris's totally worthless two-cents. (With 1 small spoiler) by Cyrris 07/06/2003, 7:56pm PDT 
whydirt's movei reveiw of T3 by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 07/06/2003, 2:40pm PDT 
Re: whydirt's movei reveiw of T3 (With more Spoilers) by Cyrris 07/06/2003, 8:16pm PDT 
Just saw it myself. It was good. by laudablepuss 07/06/2003, 9:16pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 07/06/2003, 10:31pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2003, 2:29am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by laudablepuss 07/07/2003, 10:32am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2003, 12:32pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by laudablepuss 07/07/2003, 12:34pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 07/07/2003, 1:33pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by laudablepuss 07/07/2003, 3:29pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Bill Dungsroman 07/07/2003, 3:56pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by laudablepuss 07/07/2003, 5:26pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2003, 1:42am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 07/08/2003, 2:01am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by laudablepuss 07/08/2003, 4:01pm PDT 
Am I the only one... by Fullofkittens 07/07/2003, 5:38pm PDT 
Re: Am I the only one... by foogla 07/07/2003, 6:11pm PDT 
No, you're not by I need clarification 07/07/2003, 6:56pm PDT 
Re: No, you're not by Lufteufel 07/08/2003, 12:17am PDT 
Strangely enough, no by Senor Barborito 07/07/2003, 11:32pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Chairman Mao 07/07/2003, 5:43pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by TheVacillator 07/08/2003, 1:30am PDT 
True. NT by Chairman Mao 07/08/2003, 1:34am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2003, 1:37am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by I need clarification 07/08/2003, 1:42am PDT 
Re: Just saw it myself. It was good. by Arbit 07/10/2003, 8:04pm PDT 
DUH! by I need clarification 07/07/2003, 6:50pm PDT 
Re: Terminator 3 Doesn't Suck. by Jhoh Creexul 07/06/2003, 9:33pm PDT 
Thumbs up (my butt) BIG ASS SPOILERS by Bill Dungsroman 07/06/2003, 10:12pm PDT 
If I thought T2 sucked, would I like this one? NT by FABIO 07/07/2003, 6:05pm PDT 
No by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2003, 8:52am PDT 
let me clarify by FABIO 07/10/2003, 10:34am PDT 
Re: let me clarify by Choson 07/10/2003, 10:44am PDT 
you could just watch the movie again and find out by FABIO 07/10/2003, 12:22pm PDT 
Re: you could just watch the movie again and find out by Choson 07/10/2003, 4:23pm PDT 
No. by laudablepuss 07/10/2003, 1:29pm PDT 
Er, I mean, yes, you'd hate it and no, you wouldn't like it. Uh huh huh. NT by laudablepuss 07/10/2003, 1:33pm PDT 
Re: No. by FABIO 07/10/2003, 1:49pm PDT 
Re: let me clarify by TheVacillator 07/10/2003, 4:17pm PDT 
I need a review by Fussbett 07/10/2003, 3:26am PDT 
see the movie. by TheVacillator 07/10/2003, 3:31am PDT 
The other consensus about this movie by laudablepuss 07/10/2003, 1:30pm PDT 
Loken's rack should have been displayed NT by FABIO 07/10/2003, 1:50pm PDT 
It was, to a certain extent. by TheVacillator 07/10/2003, 3:51pm PDT 
Re: I need a review by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 07/10/2003, 3:51am PDT 
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