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Re: Why would anyone ever hit any "Peace" button? -nt- by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/16/2003, 5:05am PDT
I always used to leave the "holster weapon" key unmapped on Build engine games.


But regarding the game: my brother just moved into a house with a guy who plays SWG. The SWG computer is in the same room in this house as the Playstation, so my brother was able to describe a typical gaming session for the guy. Apparently, this mutual friend is one of those "entertainers," as the only part of the game my brother has seen on the monitor is a bunch of guys huddled all around the guy in his cramped den of sin, HEALING THEIR MINDS and watching him dance or keen or /flourish or whatnot.

I'm glad you guys haven't chosen that career path because there's no way to describe what that guy is doing in SWG in anything remotely approaching masculine terms. This is bad even for MMORPGs. That class has to be the single gayest event relating to video gaming in all time. The dudes from the SimCopter Easter Egg would be coughing nervously and looking for some other place to frolic if they stumbled upon that scene. Infocom's "Plundered Hearts" team could adapt the works of Oscar Wilde using pink text and I am still giving the edge to SWG. Is there a real fanfic vibe to this game, or is that class an exception?


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Now officially hooked by Senor Barborito 07/15/2003, 7:07pm PDT NEW
    AH HA NT by Entropy Stew 07/15/2003, 7:28pm PDT NEW
    Heh by Senor Barborito 07/15/2003, 7:46pm PDT NEW
    How long have you been waiting to use that one? by The Accuser 07/15/2003, 10:14pm PDT NEW
        Pffft by Senor Barborito 07/15/2003, 11:24pm PDT NEW
            I understand. by The Accuser 07/16/2003, 1:19am PDT NEW
            I thought you were quoting Jabba the Hut NT by Entropy Stew 07/16/2003, 2:54am PDT NEW
    Re: Now officially hooked by E. L. Koba 07/16/2003, 12:33am PDT NEW
        AND 1 by The Accuser 07/16/2003, 1:21am PDT NEW
            Why would anyone ever hit any "Peace" button? -nt- by E. L. Koba 07/16/2003, 1:59am PDT NEW
                Re: Why would anyone ever hit any "Peace" button? -nt- by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/16/2003, 5:05am PDT NEW
                    I think that class was intended for women to play or something by Senor Barborito 07/16/2003, 6:50am PDT NEW
                        I'm imagining John Williams' epic adventure soundtrack blaring when i read this by FABIO 07/16/2003, 7:09am PDT NEW
            You get attacked and die. I GUESS DONALD RUMSFELD IS RIGHT ONO NT by Senor Barborito 07/16/2003, 4:01am PDT NEW
        "An Ikopi looks tough" by FoK 07/16/2003, 8:42am PDT NEW
            Er, no. by Senor Barborito 07/16/2003, 9:52am PDT NEW
    Jesus Christ, look at yourself NT NT by Zebco Fuckface 07/16/2003, 1:25am PDT NEW
    By 2006, 23% of the U.S. GDP comes from SWG NT by THE FUTURE 07/16/2003, 5:11am PDT NEW
        The future is old NT by Entropy Stew 07/16/2003, 12:38pm PDT NEW
            WW III slows things down a bit in 2004 NT by THE FUTURE 07/18/2003, 11:58pm PDT NEW
 
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