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| Much faggotry by Bitter 07/21/2003, 12:54am PDT | ||||
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| Introducing the auto-AIM log formatting widget.
Turns this into this: Jhoh Cable: Watching teh Real Cancun. Jhoh Cable: THESE GIRLS ARE SLUTS Jhoh Cable: The girls in the wet t-shirt contest are total howars. Jhoh Cable: Especially the twins. :( Sanitario666: I should take a vacation to where there are more sluts. Jhoh Cable: Well go to Cancun I guess. Jhoh Cable: Some of these girls have issues though. Sanitario666: Sluts usually do. Jhoh Cable: Oh yeah and the guys too. Jhoh Cable: Yes. Jhoh Cable: I don't think I'm buff enough for Cancun. Jhoh Cable: Even the nerdy guy with emo glasses who never drank until Cancun apparently works out. Jhoh Cable: Chicks want him as soon as he opens the bottle. Sanitario666: That movie has a good message. Jhoh Cable: Yes. Jhoh Cable: Here's Snoop. :) Jhoh Cable: Oh my God these girls are shakin their asses. Jhoh Cable: They sure do like the dance where they butt slam guys in their dicks. Jhoh Cable: They like the butt action. :) Sanitario666: FREAK DANCING Jhoh Cable: All these girls are hot too. Jhoh Cable: Lots of titties but not a lot of ass. :( Sanitario666: No thongs? Jhoh Cable: Ass fetish. Jhoh Cable: Well there are some. Sanitario666: I just read a statistic that 1 in 5 people has an STD. Sanitario666: That was upsetting. Jhoh Cable: If you got to Cancun, you could probably start a collection. Jhoh Cable: They probably have every single STD ever down there during spring break. Jhoh Cable: Too much Blink 182 in this movie. :( Sanitario666: That's the worst kind of disease. Then later on in the week I watched the movie and played the part of Jhoh in the same conversation. conflictNo plays the part of me: Sanitario666: Some of the girls are crying because guys that they cheated or hoped to cheat with on boyfriends back home had sex with other girls. conflictNo: GOOD conflictNo: I like that Sanitario666: "What a skank is he!" -- "I've got a wonderful boyfriend at home!!!!" SOB SOB Sanitario666: They use the knowledge of the boy back home as the dagger to stab the skanky guy. Sanitario666: MY BOYFRIEND IS BETTER THAN YOU. Sanitario666: Meanwhile he just had sex with some hot chick, and he's like "whatever". conflictNo: It's probably safe to assume that if your girlfriend is going off to Spring Break without you, she's going to be getting plugged up, non stop Sanitario666: The girls don't think that. Sanitario666: This one girl just asked this other girl to continue their heart to heart talk about boys while she takes a shit. Sanitario666: "yeah, just keep talking to me while I take a shit" conflictNo: Girl! Sanitario666: In the new century, wet t-shirt contests became no t-shirt contests. conflictNo: We're a slutty generation Sanitario666: Everyone in Real Cancun hugs and shakes hands like cool black guys. Sanitario666: Everyone got really cool behind my back. conflictNo: Aren't there some cool black guys in that movie? Sanitario666: Yes, but I EXPECT them to be cool. Sanitario666: And do soulfull greetings. Sanitario666: But when the skinny kid from Missouri in emo glasses does it, it's scary. ...and INC was in another IM window... Sanitario666: "Should I tune up my guitar before we go out?" Sanitario666: SMOOTH MOVE BUDDY. INC: that makes me think of Belushi smashing the acoustic guitar in Animal House INC: "sorry." Sanitario666: The use of slo mo in this FILM VERITAE is outstanding. Sanitario666: The use of music: bad. Sanitario666: Also the most unironic dissolves I've ever seen. Sanitario666: "What kinda dicks you like?" Sanitario666: That's my new pickup line. INC: mine used to be one a guy used on this girl I knew in Vegas: "I want you to know... I've been tested, and I'm safe." Sanitario666: I need to go to Cancun. Sanitario666: ...with an MTV sponsored event. INC: yeah, lots of cameras help Sanitario666: Where should he put his bandana? On his arm or on his head? Sanitario666: See, I had a third option for that banada question. That's why I'm not there. Sanitario666: UPDATE: He put it on his arm, but then later moved it to his head. INC: choices, choices Looking back through these logs makes me realize that the movie made me want to go to Cancun very much. In retrospect I believe this is more to do with the movie than Spring Break itself... Sanitario666: I saw Real Cancun. Jhoh Cable: That's great! Sanitario666: At the end I'm watching the extras and there is one with this dude "Fletch". And I'm like WHO'S THAT?! Jhoh Cable: FLETCH FROM THE MOVIE FLETCH? Sanitario666: Then I realize that there are many people at the beginning too that I forgot about. Jhoh Cable: HE IS MYSTERIOUS Sanitario666: So yeah, there are like 6 extra people in that house that you'll spot once in a while. Sanitario666: But they're so boring and do nothing, so the film just edited them out. Jhoh Cable: What about the guy who brings his girl friend, who is not a girlfriend, but a friend who happens to be a girl, with him to Cancun for spring break? Jhoh Cable: And he doesn't fuck her cunt mowf and asshole? Jhoh Cable: They were pretty boring. :( Sanitario666: I laugh at that. Jhoh Cable: I was hoping the guy would fuck his friend, because you know he wanted to. Jhoh Cable: He wanted to pin her legs behind her head like Bugs fuckin Bunny and then pound her bush into oblivion. :) Jhoh Cable: And the girl was like NO WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. Sanitario666: He brought his guitar and his faggot songs and his MOUTH HARP + RACK. Jhoh Cable: He did a song about STDs. Jhoh Cable: And the 80s. Sanitario666: I like when he pulled it out just before leaving for the club. "Should I tune this first?" Sanitario666: SMOOVE. Jhoh Cable: WOW YOU SHOULD TUNE THAT (WOW) Sanitario666: Lots of people there needed me to punch them in the face. Jhoh Cable: Yeah, Cancun did not look that cool. Jhoh Cable: I felt like I could go there and be the coolest motherfucker. Jhoh Cable: And I wouldn't even need to take off my shirt. Sanitario666: Exactly. I would rock their world by just being me. Jhoh Cable: I WOULD BE THE MYSTERIOUS OUTSIDER (BY WEARING A SHIRT) Jhoh Cable: They would be each other. Sanitario666: They would pressure you to take your shirt off. Jhoh Cable: And then I would drink the hell out of them. Jhoh Cable: I would go Ozzy on them while they are more like Donnie and Marie. Sanitario666: I wonder if I would be the most beloved character ever if I punch people in that Cancun house. Sanitario666: I'd smash the guitar, and throw the harmonica into the ocean. Then I'd punch the spikey hair guy and shit in his tequila. Jhoh Cable: Smash the guitar against a wall and then go SORRY. Except the Caltrops code adds extra line breaks, goddamn it. Examples are available. Code is here. Bitter |
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