I'm a proud draft dodger.

I cheated the psychology test, and since I'm a fat bastard (got to be - girls can't keep their hands off me otherwise *tee-hee*), I managed to stay at home.

I'm currently so fat I can barely walk without getting massive back aches - but this is a bit too much even for me.

All it really takes is stop eating so much, and hit the gym regularly. I lost 60 pounds in less than a year with hardly any sacrifice this way. I gained them back even faster, however, because I currently don't give a damn about being fit. It's all in your objectives.