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by bombMexico 05/10/2005, 9:38pm PDT |
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in the form of a review, on a blog.
This complete disassociation between action and result is what makes console games so inferior, and the precise reason why I hate them
After this disclaimer i was expecting a glowing review, but then i was wrong.
is that enough to warrant collecting gazillions of semi-invisible stuff, fighting luck and enduring a million and one YOU SUCK! jokes? (by the way, YOU SUCK!)
Negativity and self-deprecation fills him with rage! i imagine Italian zseni playing Jade Empire like games where you finish a quest and then choose the "no no keep your reward" dialouge option so the NPC can shower you with praise and name his kids after you. Then: masturbation. He has the game saved at all the overly fruity and over the top NPC kowtowing points, like porn under the mattress but better hidden.
demo impressions wrote:
I will never spend a single cent on it, no matter how good it is. I urge everyone to do the same
Since he's too fat and suspicious and crazy to be able to steal the game, i guess he ended up just buying it. He probably told the clerk how bad it was going to be tho, THAT'LL SHOW RACIST MAN MURRAY (justice) |
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