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BDR, a bad writer getting worse every day by I need clarification 04/11/2006, 12:11am PDT
It turns out surrounding yourself with morons who love everything you do DOESN'T make you a better writer, except maybe in your gap-toothed head. After all the help I tried to give the guy, too!

Go figure:

BDR wrote:

I leaned in an told my girlfriend's sis, "We're not buying your truck here."

"We're not?"

"No, fuck these clowns. We just got big-timed by Sweetcheeks there for Ma and Pa Kettle. We're going to use them though. And we're really going to piss them off, because they dusted my wingtips with this happy horseshit. Hey Paco!"

Paco, our erstwhile sadsack salesman, shambled over. "Yes?"


Well, that's the least offensive of it. If you dare, you can wade through the rest of the recounting of his awesome feats of car-buying bravery, right here. Unless you're banned for being too critical of BDR on his (happy) home turf.
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BDR, a bad writer getting worse every day by I need clarification 04/11/2006, 12:11am PDT NEW
    more classic car buying bravado by Flavio 04/11/2006, 3:23am PDT NEW
    WAAAHHHHH people like BDR and not me NT by Quentin Beck 04/11/2006, 4:17pm PDT NEW
        They do. :( NT by I need clarification 04/11/2006, 7:03pm PDT NEW
            Re: They do. :( by Clay Fighter 04/16/2006, 9:32am PDT NEW
    I miss the BDR/OGF tag team (and other deleted posts) NT by NINJA!!! Maker 04/11/2006, 5:10pm PDT NEW
    "erstwhile" = rhetorical gaffe of no return by Jeff Fries 04/11/2006, 7:54pm PDT NEW
        Re: "erstwhile" = rhetorical gaffe of no return by Clay Fighter 04/16/2006, 1:22pm PDT NEW
    In the land of the pussies, the one balled man is king. by Lizard_King 04/15/2006, 11:22am PDT NEW
        Re: In the land of the pussies, the one balled man is king. by Fussbett 04/16/2006, 2:53am PDT NEW
            Re: In the land of the pussies, the one balled man is king. by Clay Fighter 04/16/2006, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                you're about two years too late. by Ray of Light 04/16/2006, 2:06pm PDT NEW
            I guess I should have qualified it more carefully by Lizard_King 04/16/2006, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                You think BDR is a good writer. NT by I need clarification 04/16/2006, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                    "Above average at times" by Lizard_King 04/16/2006, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                I'm working on my BDR impression. NT by Fussbett 04/16/2006, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: In the land of the pussies, the one balled man is king. by Clay Fighter 04/16/2006, 1:24pm PDT NEW
    Re: BDR, a bad writer getting worse every day by Clay fighter 04/16/2006, 8:43am PDT NEW
 
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