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Try Out Keys by mark 08/12/2006, 2:21am PDT

Yesterday at work, I saw a demonstration of karma in action. It was kind of cold in the morning, so I grabbed my leather jacket for the first time in many months. It just so happens that I have a little kit of preparedness in the pocket of that jacket: a couple condoms, a nice zippo-style blowtorch, a set of lockpicks, and a set of automobile "try out" keys. I briefly considered a possible career as a locksmith for a while so I got some of the tools. I decided not to pursue it, but it never hurts to be able to open a lock. The try out keys are essentially a set of skeleton keys for car doors and ignitions and they are used like a big, fat specialized pick. At the end of the day, Rusty comes back from somewhere and locks his keys in his car. Rusty has taken it upon himself to behave like a dick towards me (I think he's jealous of my promotion) and has done nothing but constantly piss me off everytime I've had to deal with him since my promotion. I watched as he and another idiot who irritates me tried to get a coathanger or something into the car to unlock it. I was very amused by the incredible coincidence that I just happened to grab my jacket with the try out keys in the pocket on a day when he locked his keys in his car. I was nice enough not to point out that I could have helped him and I didn't laugh out loud at him or anything, but I did quite enjoy leaving him stuck there to reap the benefits of being an ass to me.
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Another day, by The Happiness Engine 07/20/2006, 6:33pm PDT NEW
    Wow nice link. by Creexul :( 07/20/2006, 6:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: Wow nice link. by The Happiness Engine 07/21/2006, 9:41am PDT NEW
    Best use of subforum, 2006 NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/20/2006, 10:29pm PDT NEW
    Creepy Guy starts hitting on relatives, part 1 by The Happiness Engine 08/02/2006, 7:33am PDT NEW
        Wait, is this the same guy? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2006, 1:13pm PDT NEW
            oh yes NT by The Happiness Engine 08/03/2006, 7:41am PDT NEW
                Where? by I need clarification 08/03/2006, 10:37am PDT NEW
                    I am also interested in this information. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/03/2006, 11:56am PDT NEW
                        Re: I am also interested in this information. by The Happiness Engine 08/07/2006, 11:09pm PDT NEW
    Creepy Guy gets creepy with relatives, part II: by The Happiness Engine 08/03/2006, 7:42am PDT NEW
        Re: Creepy Guy gets creepy with relatives, part II: by laudablepuss 08/03/2006, 10:28am PDT NEW
        Gold by Fussbett 08/09/2006, 2:19am PDT NEW
    Re: Another day, by The Happiness Engine 08/07/2006, 11:12pm PDT NEW
        Blood pressure better than textbook perfect. by Liz Enkittengasm 08/07/2006, 11:44pm PDT NEW
        It goes without saying he can grab his ankles NT by Mischief Maker 08/08/2006, 12:14am PDT NEW
        Hahaha Barbie. by Zsenicorpse 08/08/2006, 12:16am PDT NEW
            Stupider than Joe Yance, crazier than Barbarito. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/08/2006, 12:52am PDT NEW
        Wait. Is that really sb? NT by Creexul :( 08/08/2006, 3:55am PDT NEW
        Re: Another day, by Choson 08/08/2006, 9:45pm PDT NEW
            Also by Choson 08/08/2006, 9:58pm PDT NEW
                Also #2 by Choson 08/08/2006, 10:04pm PDT NEW
            Re: Another day, by Choson 08/08/2006, 10:08pm PDT NEW
            I'll make sure not to friend him and ruin it like with yants. :( by Creexul :( 08/09/2006, 12:46am PDT NEW
            Re: Another day, by The Happiness Engine 08/10/2006, 9:38pm PDT NEW
    Try Out Keys by mark 08/12/2006, 2:21am PDT NEW
        Psh, Yance would have smashed that fucker's windshield with a brick. NT by I need clarification 08/12/2006, 2:28am PDT NEW
        Forbidden Fruit by mark 08/12/2006, 2:41am PDT NEW
            Re: Forbidden Fruit by Creexul :( 08/12/2006, 11:03pm PDT NEW
    "segueically" by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/12/2006, 11:17am PDT NEW
        u dn't understand cos u r strangers! It's humorously overwrought n sarcastic by Quentin Beck 08/14/2006, 12:17am PDT NEW
            This guys right. It probably wouldn't have gotten crazier, good to punch out. NT by Worm 08/14/2006, 9:21am PDT NEW
            Re: u dn't understand cos u r strangers! It's humorously overwrought n sarca by Creexul :( 08/14/2006, 3:13pm PDT NEW
    WEDDING PHOTOS by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/20/2007, 4:58pm PDT NEW
        THAT guy intimidates bikers? by laudablepuss 06/20/2007, 6:09pm PDT NEW
        Those remind me of someone else's wedding photos... by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 6:58pm PDT NEW
            Freak's gook scrubbed up well. But where does Jerry get off with his INC shot? by Quentin Beck 06/20/2007, 9:02pm PDT NEW
                That's the only photo of INC I have/need. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 9:37pm PDT NEW
        Clicking on RvM link via caltrops: FORBIDDEN NT by Flavio 06/20/2007, 10:43pm PDT NEW
 
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