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by mark 08/12/2006, 2:41am PDT |
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In other news, kung fu was fun tonight. Afterwords I went out to eat and ended up sitting with Mattie, that redheaded girl I mentioned previously who turned out to be 14 but seems so much more mature. I feel like "O Fortuna" should be playing on the soundtrack of my life right now. I don't believe in Fate, but if I did I would be cursing it now for mocking me so viciously. Not only have I encountered the tree of Forbidden Fruit and being forced to look upon its juiciness, but monkeys in the tree are pelting me with the fruit and making me smell it and feel the ripeness of it. Today they nailed me in the mouth and splashed a little juice on my lips so I could taste it too. I desperately want to take a bite. Maybe if I hold out long enough, the fruit will simply be force-fed to me and it won't be my choice to pluck it from the tree.
For some reason, everything I say impresses her. I can apparently do no wrong with her. She's always hugging me because she so approves of my responses to her questions and the other things I say. Tonight she asked me if I liked hugs. I said yes and was rewarded with a hug (one of many I got tonight).
Standing up to leave after dinner was another occasion for a hug. This time, much to my surprise and amazement, she also kissed me and wished me a good night.
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Another day, by The Happiness Engine 07/20/2006, 6:33pm PDT 
Wow nice link. by Creexul :( 07/20/2006, 6:40pm PDT 
Re: Wow nice link. by The Happiness Engine 07/21/2006, 9:41am PDT 
Best use of subforum, 2006 NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/20/2006, 10:29pm PDT 
Creepy Guy starts hitting on relatives, part 1 by The Happiness Engine 08/02/2006, 7:33am PDT 
Wait, is this the same guy? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2006, 1:13pm PDT 
oh yes NT by The Happiness Engine 08/03/2006, 7:41am PDT 
Where? by I need clarification 08/03/2006, 10:37am PDT 
I am also interested in this information. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/03/2006, 11:56am PDT 
Re: I am also interested in this information. by The Happiness Engine 08/07/2006, 11:09pm PDT 
Creepy Guy gets creepy with relatives, part II: by The Happiness Engine 08/03/2006, 7:42am PDT 
Re: Creepy Guy gets creepy with relatives, part II: by laudablepuss 08/03/2006, 10:28am PDT 
Gold by Fussbett 08/09/2006, 2:19am PDT 
Re: Another day, by The Happiness Engine 08/07/2006, 11:12pm PDT 
Blood pressure better than textbook perfect. by Liz Enkittengasm 08/07/2006, 11:44pm PDT 
It goes without saying he can grab his ankles NT by Mischief Maker 08/08/2006, 12:14am PDT 
Hahaha Barbie. by Zsenicorpse 08/08/2006, 12:16am PDT 
Stupider than Joe Yance, crazier than Barbarito. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/08/2006, 12:52am PDT 
Wait. Is that really sb? NT by Creexul :( 08/08/2006, 3:55am PDT 
Re: Another day, by Choson 08/08/2006, 9:45pm PDT 
Also by Choson 08/08/2006, 9:58pm PDT 
Also #2 by Choson 08/08/2006, 10:04pm PDT 
Re: Another day, by Choson 08/08/2006, 10:08pm PDT 
I'll make sure not to friend him and ruin it like with yants. :( by Creexul :( 08/09/2006, 12:46am PDT 
Re: Another day, by The Happiness Engine 08/10/2006, 9:38pm PDT 
Try Out Keys by mark 08/12/2006, 2:21am PDT 
Psh, Yance would have smashed that fucker's windshield with a brick. NT by I need clarification 08/12/2006, 2:28am PDT 
Forbidden Fruit by mark 08/12/2006, 2:41am PDT 
Re: Forbidden Fruit by Creexul :( 08/12/2006, 11:03pm PDT 
"segueically" by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/12/2006, 11:17am PDT 
u dn't understand cos u r strangers! It's humorously overwrought n sarcastic by Quentin Beck 08/14/2006, 12:17am PDT 
This guys right. It probably wouldn't have gotten crazier, good to punch out. NT by Worm 08/14/2006, 9:21am PDT 
Re: u dn't understand cos u r strangers! It's humorously overwrought n sarca by Creexul :( 08/14/2006, 3:13pm PDT 
WEDDING PHOTOS by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/20/2007, 4:58pm PDT 
THAT guy intimidates bikers? by laudablepuss 06/20/2007, 6:09pm PDT 
Those remind me of someone else's wedding photos... by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 6:58pm PDT 
Freak's gook scrubbed up well. But where does Jerry get off with his INC shot? by Quentin Beck 06/20/2007, 9:02pm PDT 
That's the only photo of INC I have/need. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 9:37pm PDT 
Clicking on RvM link via caltrops: FORBIDDEN NT by Flavio 06/20/2007, 10:43pm PDT 
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