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| My Trip Hawkins update by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/13/2007, 12:23am PDT | ||||
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Fussbett wrote: o "Digital Chocolate" is still the dumbest fucking name for anything. o Carmack is doing cell phone games now, according to the latest PC Gamer. I like to think that he sighed, nodded his head and down to work there because he knew that otherwise, people with cell phones might be forced to play fucking Trip Hawkins games o Trip predicting anything about any subject means he's automatically and hilariously wrong. I wish I could see his NCAA bracket before tomorrow, I'd reverse his picks and win enough money to pay original retail for a 3D0. Oh, by the way -- we've all enjoyed a decade's worth of inflation ,and asking more than $600 for a console in 2007 is still universally regarded as a moronic idea, you dumb, orange-skinned bastard. On the other hand, playing the 3D0 version of Ur-Quan masters on every single piece of technology except the 3D0 is one of the greatest moments in video gaming. I would predict that even your (Fussbett's) steel rack of game systems does not include a 3D0, because what's the fucking point. o "Lost Village syndro--" what the fuck is this guy even talking about? o Trip's theory is that we are all basket cases. This is his big theory. No, actually, all of us are fine: the reason we're not buying your horseshit, no matter what form it takes, and haven't been for years is not because there is something fundamentally wrong with us, and you're going to be able to fix it by stealing money from people who can't get MAME running on their cell phone. The reason nobody wants to give you any money is because you're irrelevant. o I am DESPERATELY using technology and posting desperately and desperately trying to feel like I have even a wisp of a tether to the rest of the world. Meanwhile, Trip is all cool and collected as he lets people download titles like "Rollercoaster Rush" and "Tower Bloxx." o Lastly, I will give $700, or a used 3D0, to anyone who can correctly identify the gender of the middle creature on the Digital Chocolate website. My shitty SyncMaster is still 17" wide and if I try to show anyone a game I am playing, even something other than Dwarf Fortress, I get thin-lipped smiles and quick exits because my goddamn head is in the way. Trip's games are so great, however, that a randomly and racially diverse group of women and Poser6 Errors will totally gather around a phone to cheer on the lead character in "Brain Juice." the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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Sony Home by 03/07/2007, 4:08pm PST  So can you play table tennis in it or would that be too much like fun? NT by 03/07/2007, 7:54pm PST I'm willing to bet money that this is the real reason INC left his job NT by 03/07/2007, 8:14pm PST That speech is a little too funky fresh NT by 03/07/2007, 11:59pm PST Trip Hawkins gives his dumb two cents by 03/12/2007, 7:35pm PDT My Trip Hawkins update by 03/13/2007, 12:23am PDT Sorry, this Web site has not yet launched. Please try again later. NT by 03/13/2007, 8:37pm PDT Re: Sony Home by 03/15/2007, 9:57am PDT Devil May Cry 4 a non-reason? by 03/15/2007, 10:30am PDT Turns out Penny Arcade was more prescient than we knew by 03/20/2007, 12:18am PDT Development of? Really? by 03/20/2007, 5:05am PDT |
