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LAPD: castrated like so much Tijuana "police" force by I need clarification 03/31/2007, 12:40am PDT
L.A. police to get new (small, tiny, pathetic) flashlights,

Right on the heels of the TJ police being stripped of their guns and issues Palestinian-styled slingshots, the LAPD has been told to turn in their big, swinign' Maglights and instead use some high-tech pansy shit like some sort of fuckin' Star Wars GEEK.

AP wrote:

The new 10-inch, $100 flashlight was developed and manufactured by the Torrance-based company Pelican to meet LAPD specifications. It will feature both a standard "patrol mode" and an ultra-light "tactical mode" that is bright enough to temporarily blind suspects.

HA, who are they kidding? Ten inches never blinded anyone, least of all "suspects." The other reason this scenario will never be played out in real life is no self-respecting cop would pull out such a thing right in front of some little wannabe gangbanger who SHOULD be shaking in his ridiculous space-boot Air Jordans but instead will perform the hard man's version of laughing: saying, "that shit right there is funny."

AP wrote:

Ramona Ripston, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California, praised the LAPD for the equipment change.

"It's a really important step in the right direction, and it's going to make a difference in how the police department deals with the community," she said. "We've always felt that a flashlight was not an instrument to beat people with. This new one will serve the purpose it was intended to."


Is Ramona aware that the cops here also carry batons, not to mention the original policeman's phallic symbol, a FUCKING GUN? I'm talking about both the one on their waist, and the spare, untraceable one strapped to their ankle, perfect for both indicating just hot long their dicks might hang as well as planting on some formerly excited jig who seems to have lost his weapon sometime between being seen with it and being dead.
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LAPD: castrated like so much Tijuana "police" force by I need clarification 03/31/2007, 12:40am PDT NEW
    Re: LAPD: castrated like so much Tijuana "police" force by Freudian slip! 03/31/2007, 5:01am PDT NEW
        Sloidian frip. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/31/2007, 2:56pm PDT NEW
        It would be ridiculous to use the words "long dick" without adding the word hot. NT by William Strunk, Jr. 03/31/2007, 3:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: LAPD: castrated like so much Tijuana "police" force by I need clarification 03/31/2007, 4:36pm PDT NEW
            Don't fuck with I need clarification. He'll rip your nuts off, dummies NT by sotark 03/31/2007, 11:10pm PDT NEW
                Why did you reply to INC with that? NT by Enrico Fermi 03/31/2007, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                    Lord I DONT KNOW NT by sotark 04/01/2007, 12:10am PDT NEW
                        He'll rip your nuts hot. I mean off. NT by Quentin Beck 04/01/2007, 3:44am PDT NEW
        NO GAY SON OF MINE IS A NOT GAY! by Caltrops 03/31/2007, 4:50pm PDT NEW
    I imagine car theives beaten by flashlights in 'tactical mode'... by Quentin Beck 04/02/2007, 1:54am PDT NEW
 
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