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Re: The young Hermione by Quentin Beck 08/10/2007, 1:36am PDT
Zseni wrote:

Myself, I am more than a little into the young Harry, who is almost breast-takingly gorgeous as a lad. He really looks like a yaoi character - like the illustrations, I mean. Best of all he's like a combination of my little brother's two most attractive little brotherly friends, both of whom grew up to be nothing, and both of whom, ironically, had dads who were really into me when I was thirteen (because I liked Brian Eno, I think.)


I agree. He has a kind of 'molestability' about him that was absent from Elija Wood's Frodo. Frodo was a pussy, but Harry seems dumb and brave enough to get a little beyond the pale on occasion. I would wank to him if it were my thing. Back in the day, it would sometimes be my thing after lifting weights or failing to understand complicated equations. I'd be in the mood for a bit of that. But it's been years since I wanked over a guy!

Zseni wrote:

Even today when I'm well past my jailbait peak - honest to god, I have never had, nor will ever have again, so many successful, handsome, interesting men who desperately want me as I did when I was thirteen or fourteen


You should use your (pretend?) fat to explain your current lack of attention, as I'm sure so many fat people do. Skinny people aren't afraid to front up and reveal the true extent of their ugliness. They make no bones about it. Fat people get all kinds of shit about being lazy, and rightly so, but I don't hear nearly enough people calling them cowards for hiding those jutting chins behind an inch of pink chub.
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                        Re: The young Hermione by Zseni 08/09/2007, 6:56pm PDT NEW
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                            Re: The young Hermione by I need clarification 08/09/2007, 9:06pm PDT NEW
                            Re: The young Hermione by Quentin Beck 08/10/2007, 1:36am PDT NEW
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