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Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni, pencilling you in for fucks 08/23/2007, 10:37am PDT
Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

Zseni wrote:

We have a problem with terms here. You guys are all cynical about women liking sex, and you should be, because no woman would actually like having sex with you. Or indeed with most men, all of whom are horrible creatures pressing their physical and financial advantages on Saint Woman for no good reason. Gutter beasts, base as swine, there's no earthly reason for any woman to dick around with you when she could be laying any of a variety of entities which will not judge, degrade, or publically humiliate her.


So what you're saying is that women want it as bad as men do, but not with the actual live breathing men who they come in contact with every day. That means that they don't want it as bad as men do.

Also, laughing uproariously (on the inside) at the idea of women not judging or publicly humiliating men.

Women get to do whatever they want to you. You deserve it. And also, for most women, doing sex with you is not the equivalent of you doing sex to women: it's the equivalent of you doing sex to a monstrously fat woman with pimples all over her body and a vagina like a suppurating wound.

Don't blame them for YOUR horribleness.
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Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/22/2007, 2:26am PDT NEW
    I DISAGREE!!! by Fussbett 08/22/2007, 8:34am PDT NEW
    Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/22/2007, 12:16pm PDT NEW
        oh, they want me a shitload NT by the toungue 08/22/2007, 1:06pm PDT NEW
            Tongue. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/22/2007, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                Corporation NT by CHEMICAL EXISTENCE 08/22/2007, 2:15pm PDT NEW
        Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Myth in the City 08/22/2007, 2:24pm PDT NEW
            Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/22/2007, 5:02pm PDT NEW
                I have no physical or financial advantages, I guess that makes me SUPERHAWT. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/22/2007, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                    I've already offered to bang you, scooter. That's how hot you are! NT by Zseni, pencilling you in for fucks 08/23/2007, 10:35am PDT NEW
                Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/22/2007, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni, pencilling you in for fucks 08/23/2007, 10:37am PDT NEW
                        Yikes, Zseni accidentally overbooked NT by Fucks re-scheduled? 08/23/2007, 11:33am PDT NEW
                            There's plenty of room. Hur hur hur. NT by Zseni, welcoming all spelunkers. 08/23/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                1st Law of Women (the second being that they don't want sex as much) by Dr. Gregory House 08/22/2007, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                    Holy shit he really is House o_O NT by laudablepuss 08/22/2007, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                    Spoken like a true wimpster. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/22/2007, 11:40pm PDT NEW
                    Wait by Vested Id 08/23/2007, 12:34am PDT NEW
                    Re: 1st Law of Women (the second being that they don't want sex as much) by Zseni 08/23/2007, 10:31am PDT NEW
                        these paragraphs are too long and there are too many of them by Dr. Gregory House 08/23/2007, 10:40am PDT NEW
                            Re: these paragraphs are too long and there are too many of them by Zseni 08/23/2007, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                The New Jersey police are currently investigating him for faking prescriptions. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/23/2007, 10:58am PDT NEW
                        Thank you for this. NT by The Breadman 03/14/2009, 2:58pm PDT NEW
    Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by FABIO 08/24/2007, 7:23am PDT NEW
        Re: Quentin Beck: Journo? by Zseni 08/24/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
        Those are more like male strippers than prostitutes. by Fussbett 09/08/2007, 2:17am PDT NEW
        Great Happiness Space by Fussbett 03/10/2009, 12:15am PDT NEW
            I just saw this! Fucking goddamn! by QuĂ©tinbec 04/15/2009, 3:25pm PDT NEW
    That guy sucks. by Quentin Beck 08/24/2007, 7:55am PDT NEW
 
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