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by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 1:47pm PDT |
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Last wrote:
Thanks! I didn't understand what you mean by "a ski mask that gives you an oval", but I get the gist - poke tiny holes in the mask in order to see.
Yeah, get one of these, but in thin, white fabric:
And make sure it has a long neck - then just pull it so the oval is on top of your fedora-clad head. Since you are reading this site, there is an 80% chance you are Canadian, meaning in my mind I am envious of your currency, and ski masks are in every single store you might pass going anywhere.
My plan here is to be Rorschach before the movie comes out because then 2-3 other douches might dress as Rorschach and people would think I had no creativity. Also they might do a better job. Fuck them.
With any luck, a celebrity will die young or horribly in the next few days and that will take care of a good portion of the Dress Up and Drink population.
This year I am volunteering a bunch of nights, including Halloween, at the haunted house my friend is managing. My role is "guy wearing a pumpkin on his head." I get a megaphone and coveralls, so that's cool. I am not sure if it's going to be a real pumpkin or a mask, but honestly, as long as it has a compatible input jack for the 30 bottles of Mad Dog I plan on consuming during October it's fine with me. It should work out great, as I'll be on a hill and pop out over it far from punching range on the part of any of the customers. It's not that I fear confrontation, like so much Something Awful Goon or what have you, but I imagine my peripheral vision will be severely compromised by 1) the pumpkin and 2) the Mad Dog.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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CHIMPEROR by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 2:23am PDT 
That girl holding the two Ron Paul signs NT by is exactly how I picture Zseni 09/25/2007, 5:34pm PDT 
Ugh. Would :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/25/2007, 5:58pm PDT 
This image will take the Internet by storm by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 11:10pm PDT 
I mean, come on by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 11:13pm PDT 
Peace. ;-; NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/25/2007, 11:17pm PDT 
Costume tips by Last 09/26/2007, 12:22pm PDT 
Re: Costume tips by bombMexico 09/26/2007, 11:24pm PDT 
Here's a TIP by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 2:07am PDT 
Hold on there, Sally! by Caltrops: People Who Care 09/27/2007, 2:19am PDT 
Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 11:40am PDT 
Re: Costume tips by Last 09/27/2007, 12:31pm PDT 
He means no mouthhole. Do you EVEN own any ski masks? by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 1:06pm PDT 
Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 1:47pm PDT 
Best haunted house trick by Quentin Beck 09/27/2007, 6:44pm PDT 
Even a man-of-the-world like QB enjoys a haunted house now and then :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 8:24pm PDT 
QB's haunted house would have holes in the wall at dick-height :( NT by Entropy Stew 09/28/2007, 1:19am PDT 
Hey that's not nice, come on QB is an okay guy. ~_~ NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/28/2007, 1:23am PDT 
Peace everybody. NT by Quentin Beck 09/28/2007, 6:30pm PDT 
I accidentally made this game by Bananadine 09/27/2007, 7:53am PDT 
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