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by I need clarification 09/27/2007, 8:57pm PDT |
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I wanted to write a special episode of Walker, Texas Ranger just for you, but all I could think of was the black deputy dating your mom and Walker showing you there is a life outside video games.
Later you pick up a pistol in your (shaking) hands and point it in the general direction of a bad guy who has DRAWN DOWN on the ranger, but before you have to make the horrible decision, Walker roundhouses his gun right out of his hand and pushes him into some hay bales. You're crying, but also relieved, and your mom (now "just friends" with the black deputy) thanks Walker. And Walker smiles at her and says, "I'm not the one you should be thanking," then tips his hat at her, and we freeze frame just as he winks at you. |
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In game advertising by stusser 09/24/2007, 5:01pm PDT 
Halo 3 should put in ads for Crackdown. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/24/2007, 5:16pm PDT 
I will never except in-game advertising in any way shape or form, ever, okay! by Qt3 groupthink 09/24/2007, 6:43pm PDT 
We won't even accept it. NT by Qt3 groupthink 09/24/2007, 6:44pm PDT 
Re: In game advertising by Mischief Maker 09/24/2007, 8:47pm PDT 
Jet Set Radio told me that you use spraypaint to deface property by bombMexico 09/24/2007, 10:48pm PDT 
Re: In game advertising by bombMexico 09/24/2007, 10:33pm PDT 
AH HA! THE JOKE IS ON YOU by Stusser 09/24/2007, 10:53pm PDT 
Look at all that insight I miss by not reading qt3. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/25/2007, 1:57am PDT 
Muhahaha, I have bested bombMexico. Tremble before me, Caltrops! NT by Unicorn McGriddle 09/25/2007, 12:30pm PDT 
Re: In game advertising by Zseni 09/24/2007, 10:55pm PDT 
Re: In game advertising by Bananadine 09/25/2007, 3:57am PDT 
Stusser: advocate of raping babies NT by google search 09/25/2007, 12:49am PDT 
Analogy and "here's another example" count: NT by off the fucking charts 09/25/2007, 1:42am PDT 
The games industry is broken. by Jerry Whorebach 09/25/2007, 1:44am PDT 
FUCK YOU WHOREBACH!!!! You've messed with me for the last time! by I need clarification 09/25/2007, 9:44am PDT 
You had your revenge tonight by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 1:47am PDT 
When does CSI Miami start up again by the way? :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 2:47am PDT 
Last monday :O by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 3:10am PDT 
You never really can miss CSI or Miami anymore. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 4:43am PDT 
Re: You never really can miss CSI or Miami anymore. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 5:00am PDT 
Also I will have to download a torrent of the Miami episode to transcribe the in NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 5:00am PDT 
Re: Also I will have to download a torrent of the Miami episode to transcribe th by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 5:20am PDT 
Cali rubs her genitals on Recurring Cop #4 (off camera) by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 5:42am PDT 
Yeah putting a kid in foster care is like sending them to murder camp. NT by I AM BEOWULF AND THIS IS SPARTA 09/27/2007, 5:22am PDT 
Also the smell of bleach incites her to murder. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 6:23am PDT 
Oh, and sometimes other things incite her to murder (see: her first murder) by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 8:44pm PDT 
Re: Oh, and sometimes other things incite her to murder (see: her first murder) by stusser, baby rape specialist 09/27/2007, 8:53pm PDT 
Re: You never really can miss CSI or Miami anymore. by Bananadine 09/27/2007, 8:12am PDT 
Re: You never really can miss CSI or Miami anymore. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/27/2007, 2:48pm PDT 
Veronica fucked Umberto! NT by Last 09/27/2007, 2:50pm PDT 
"There is clipping when I strafe" NT by The 90s Idiot Gaming Moe 09/27/2007, 2:55pm PDT 
Well I don't know how it's possible but CSI was actually worse than CSI Miami. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/28/2007, 8:13am PDT 
Re: You had your revenge tonight by I need clarification 09/27/2007, 8:57pm PDT 
It turns out you wrote something EVEN FUNNIER instead. by Jerry Whorebach 10/03/2007, 7:38am PDT 
Re: In game advertising by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 12:34pm PDT 
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