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American McGee's Honda Civic
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by Quentin Beck 10/25/2007, 9:19pm PDT |
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Zseni wrote:
Where are your cats, onions, carpeting?
My parents adopted my dog because I kept leaving the country. You'd find it very attractive but not very interesting.
Zseni wrote:
I don't have any way of knowing that those dogs ever served a function in your life besides photogrist. You can't even be bothered to put a roof above their heads. It doesn't even look like the top one has been fed, ever.
They were both stray Indian dogs. Rich Indians will rarely throw scraps to blonde puppies, but rarely is sometimes enough for those gutsy motherfuckers! The darker ones don't have the same appeal and tend to die young(er) and I feel sorry for them. This mangy one hid from the heat and the hate under a car outside my work until it eventually disappeared. I never had any food on me (that I was willing to share), but I did the next best thing and took photos of it so it could live on in a couple of harddrives and now Caltrops.com, which I'm sure is more than a lot of dogs over there ever achieve. Have a moment's silence if you want.
Also who gives a shit about real puppies when you can buy a smiling fake puppy for 300 rupee!
I tried quite hard to lure a real live starving puppy over to the hundreds of smiling fake ones for the best fucking photo opportunity ever, but the dog was too frightened of the busy footpath, and I was too frightened of its diseases to pick it up. HOWEVER...
Bonus best dog photo ever taken by me: Two dogs staring out over Kathmandu
Zseni wrote:
You're probably a very cruel person.
Bonus Indian dog story:
We had an unlit marble staircase leading up to our flat. One night, someone left the gate open and a stray dog came in to sleep. I came down the stairs in a hurry to go somewhere, stood on the dog, crunched some of its bones, and freaked out and slid off it into the wall while it was screaming. I backed away until I was sure it wasn't chasing me. It was just yelping sad (harmless) yelps. The crunch sounded awful but I hadn't been vaccinated against anything and was in a hurry. I was too scared to shine my cellphone on the dog in case I saw its skinny broken legs and ribs all snapped and would be haunted by its its pained expression for the rest of my life, so I left and later sent a flatmate a text telling them there was a sick dog in the stairwell, but he didn't give a shit. It was the smart thing to do because to this day I don't feel guilty about it.
THE END.
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Wireless networking riddle (help an illiterate brother out) by Fullofkittens 10/22/2007, 9:50pm PDT 
wire the lap top? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/22/2007, 10:57pm PDT
Can't. It's too far and anyways there's no more ports in the main router. NT by Fullofkittens 10/22/2007, 11:02pm PDT
Cross-over cable from one router to the other? by Worm 10/22/2007, 11:02pm PDT
NOTE by Worm 10/22/2007, 11:04pm PDT
I can't think of a way to explain this that would be easier than putting it all NT by on the same router. Entropy Stew 10/23/2007, 12:16am PDT
What you want is absolutely possible. Can you give us the IP addresses in use? by Last 10/23/2007, 8:25am PDT
I don't know, guys! Are you sure this is okay? NT by Fullofkittens 10/23/2007, 4:58pm PDT
SO MANY ROUTERS by Motherhead 10/23/2007, 5:38pm PDT
Re: SO MANY ROUTERS by Fullofkittens 10/23/2007, 6:15pm PDT
Re: SO MANY ROUTERS by Zseni 10/23/2007, 8:39pm PDT
Re: SO MANY ROUTERS by Fullofkittens 10/23/2007, 10:08pm PDT
Digital cameras by Quentin Beck 10/24/2007, 12:03am PDT
Hahaha you want a 16:9 camera?! HAHAHAHA oh *wipes tear from eye* by Zseni 10/24/2007, 1:39am PDT
Quentin will turn on you in an instant. They all will, down there. NT by Brian Peppers 10/24/2007, 2:06am PDT
Also, sadly, inevitable: anthropomorphizing animals by Jerry Whorebach 10/24/2007, 3:02am PDT
It's great to see that SOME attractive creatures choose to spend time with you NT by even though they are cats. 10/24/2007, 9:02am PDT
Wide angle, 16:9 - captures every last inch of a very wide person. by Quentin Beck 10/24/2007, 5:30pm PDT
I have cats and onions. by Zseni 10/24/2007, 5:59pm PDT
Re: I have cats and onions. by Quentin Beck 10/25/2007, 9:19pm PDT
If bad luck ever befalls you... by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 2:34am PST
Well I can tell you already that this isn't going to work. by Worm 11/14/2007, 9:44am PST
doggy style NT by indian style 11/14/2007, 12:39pm PST
It's a good looking dog, though. by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:49pm PST
Panasonic LX2 is what you are looking for NT by I need clarification 10/25/2007, 12:12pm PDT
I'd take an TZ3 over an LX2, but both their pictures are too smudged and dark an NT by Quentin Beck 10/25/2007, 9:20pm PDT
Oh you wanted unsmudged pics NT by I need clarification 10/26/2007, 12:35pm PDT
Sometimes knowing how to use a camera helps with this. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/26/2007, 1:22pm PDT
Dicks NT by Quentin Beck 10/26/2007, 10:25pm PDT
You could also crop your photos NT by The box <----> me 10/25/2007, 12:35pm PDT
zeni's carpet (and life) NT by are like worm's room 10/25/2007, 1:19pm PDT
Can you try serving some Alpo in between rounds of hooker fucking? NT by Brian Peppers 10/25/2007, 1:24pm PDT
FEED YOUR DOOG NT by MOOM 10/25/2007, 1:25pm PDT
With the war a lost cause, I now support care packages to Quentin's dog NT by Jonathan "Sound Advice" Boddiford 10/25/2007, 1:27pm PDT
I've got an idea that will solve both our problems: send the dog to me NT by Worm's Room 10/25/2007, 1:28pm PDT
Actually, the dog looks rather content and healthy to me. NT by Zdzislaw Beksinski 10/25/2007, 1:30pm PDT
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