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| Posture by Quentin Beck 11/26/2007, 2:27am PST | ||||
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| I jerk off over pretty ordinary stuff, but I'd like to think that I see things in the oridinary porn that less experienced wankers don't.
My girlfriend is very interested in what I masturbate to because I don't want to marry her and she's sure it's due to some appealing physical characteristic she lacks that I won't tell her about (because in her crazy head, I'm scared she'll get plastic surgery if I disclose this information). I'm happy to tell her about my masturbation routines and show her all the girls, but I have a hard time masturbating in front of her. It makes me feel weird and rude and she gets upset watching it, so I end up turning it into a joke to relieve the tension, but that doesn't work for me because wanking is a serious business as we all know. It will be interesting to see how fucking in front of her goes, if it goes. Anyway, she looks for patterns in the variety (or lack of it) of my favourite girls. I don't think there are many patterns. I try to explain what I like about each girl honestly (after the wank, of course, and if I'm in the mood and if there are no important consequences for getting her angry). It's funny trying and make sense of these things. Explaining is a big part of the fun of dating people from foreign cultures or, at a pinch, stupid people. So posture came up last night. Posture is important. It can be hard to detect because posture is very different from posing. But occasionally, (and the European sites are great for this) you catch a girl sitting naturally and it looks so great! I like to pretend you can tell a lot about a girl from the way she's sitting because it helps to 'know' the girl you're wanking to. Perhaps this focus on posture is because I don't have much of a chin. As anyone without a chin knows, posture is key to looking good. Good posture keeps the flap of your neck from bunching up under your chin (aka double chin). This phenomenon can occur even in underweight people. In addition to having no chin, I often have bad posture. This is a terrible combo and it would make sense that I seek out girls that don't have this problem. That's about all I have to say about posture at the moment. |
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Posture by 11/26/2007, 2:27am PST  neck beard 8) NT by 11/26/2007, 5:25am PST covers all 8) NT by 11/26/2007, 5:42am PST imperfections 8) NT by 11/26/2007, 6:14am PST Seriously (SERIOUSLY) though... by 11/26/2007, 7:18am PST Good advice, thank you. NT by 07/06/2013, 11:15pm PDT |
