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Duke Nukem Forever
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by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2007, 9:45pm PST |
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There is a book called something like "Death March" in the field of software engineering, that speaks to those projects that are on a never-ending highway to failure. Duke Nukem 4 is clearly a death march. This iteration of DN4 may be on-target and well-managed, but let's be honest. What are the odds of that? When I say that Duke Nukem Forever is a death march, I'm speaking of the entire project in development since 1996.
3D Realms doesn't quite fit the profile of a company in "Death March," because they have the resources to stop all the horseshit and restart. They can/could put the people they have on an 18 month cycle followed by six months of testing, a month of crunch and a delivery. Any competent manager would have done this by, hooooah, 2001, but while Broussard may be a nice guy, he is clearly the worst software project manager in the whole of recorded human history.
When it comes to his announcement, I admit that there is a chance that Broussard is simply recognizing the hard work of his current team. Those developers and artists would not care that a bunch of snarky assholes posting in purple are hissing; they would instead appreciate the recognition that their boss gave them. I think that this can only help the current team. It is obvious that Broussard is not a yeller or a screamer, because a volatile manager in a software project going on its 12th year would have seen his own heart explode. So while it is possible that he is attempting to build up the confidence of his team, it's also possible that his post on Shacknews was the first clue any of the current developers had that Broussard was still employed by 3D Realms, that he was their boss, and that - to some of the new hires - that he even truly existed, and was not simply some virtual corporate legend or mascot.
The entire thing is fascinating to me, because the lack of production is so foreign to all of the places I've worked. (And I'm not trying to come off as someone who has worked for a bunch of "Fortune Five" companies, I've been in good and bad places like anyone else.) The 3D Realms fiasco really gives strength to the argument that the gaming press is a bunch of spoiled little shits and the farthest thing from journalists, in so much as they have all had twelve man years eachto try to detail what the hell has gone on with the game, but no real news, or even gossip about the debacle, ever seems to escape. I don't think there is a Pulitzer Prize here, but the problems of Duke Nukem 4 transcend entertainment software and should become a key, documented disaster within the greater field of software engineering.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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First screenshot by Fussbett 12/18/2007, 5:21pm PST 
Whew, almost got snooped. Here's my shit anyway by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2007, 5:29pm PST 
Duke Nukem Tax Dodge NT by Fortinbras 12/18/2007, 5:34pm PST 
2001 by Fussbett 12/18/2007, 5:34pm PST 
They had to sneak around behind George's back to even get this done. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2007, 9:25pm PST 
Seriously, the fact that they had to stay late kills me by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2007, 9:45pm PST 
Are you thinking of the Mythical Man Month by Fred Brooks? NT by Fortinbras 12/18/2007, 9:56pm PST 
Nah, it was this one (I did remember the name correctly after all) by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2007, 10:03pm PST 
Maybe George Broussard and Matt Millen could trade jobs for a year. NT by laudablepuss 12/19/2007, 10:41am PST 
I dont know if you can cremate someone in a gas fireplace, but I'm gonna find ou NT by Grumah 12/19/2007, 3:24am PST 
If the game doesn't include realtime ventrilo trolling then it won't be worth it NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/18/2007, 10:23pm PST 
BALLS OF STEEL NT by Fortinbras 12/18/2007, 10:37pm PST 
NO I'M A KILL YOU MUTHAFUCKA OLD STOYUL NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/18/2007, 10:48pm PST 
Reverse engineered harassment by FABIO 12/19/2007, 9:23am PST 
BOOM!!!! by Fussbett 12/19/2007, 2:05pm PST 
Q: What's manlier than smoking a cigar while working out? by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/19/2007, 2:18pm PST 
His arms look like cracked, poorly treated leather. HELLO LADIES NT by Fortinbras 12/19/2007, 2:25pm PST 
http://rs226.rapidshare.com/files/77698371/dukenukemforever_trailer1.mov NT by HD QT 12/19/2007, 2:19pm PST 
Re: BOOM!!!! by laudablepuss 12/19/2007, 5:59pm PST 
Re: BOOM!!!! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/19/2007, 7:05pm PST 
Re: BOOM!!!! by Ray of Light 12/19/2007, 7:46pm PST 
DNF - (Conclusion) Does Not Follow...hey, wait a minute NT by Fortinbras 12/19/2007, 8:11pm PST 
Nice catch phrase, you worthless fucks by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/19/2007, 7:09pm PST 
To Jon's credit, he did sound confused and embarassed. NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/19/2007, 7:39pm PST 
"You want me to, oooo, say what? I don't get it." NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/19/2007, 7:41pm PST 
INC: Romero loves it. by Fussbett 01/10/2008, 2:12am PST 
Compare and contrast by mark 12/19/2007, 7:53pm PST 
Re: Compare and contrast by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/19/2007, 8:09pm PST 
Re: Compare and contrast by mark 12/19/2007, 8:20pm PST 
Credit where credit is due. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/19/2007, 9:58pm PST 
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