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Mario Galaxy leaves reviewer deflated, gives him soul cancer by bombMexico 01/05/2008, 12:46am PST
The italics aren't mine, his points just need to be emphasized a lot because they're so important.

Actionbutton wrote:

And now here it is, and I don’t like it. I mean, I really, really, really, really don’t like it. It just about makes me nauseous how little I like it. What went wrong? Really? Oh no — I’m not asking these questions about the game’s development process. I’m asking them about myself. Why does disliking this game depress me so much? When I at first emerged on the other side of Super Mario Galaxy, feeling deflated, I thought, if I write a review of this on Action Button Dot Net, people are going to accuse us of being controversial, of hit-whoring, of attention-cravery. People are going to accuse us of trying to fuck up the Metacritic score (even though we don’t submit scores to Metacritic) or trying to drum up ad revenue (even though we don’t have ads). More importantly, I’m going to get literally thousands of greasy-fingered hate mail from people telling me that I’m not human, that I have soul cancer, that I’ve forgotten how to have fun.


If you liked that paragraph there are at least 17 more just like it, presumably with the game being reviewed stealthily hidden somewhere. I didn't read the whole thing because, like Ebert i have better things to do. And also because i don't own a Wii because i stopped being 7 a long time ago.





I don't know if this destroys my point (you=gay) or reinforces it but i look at this and flip flop between being embarrassed they exist and wanting them so bad it hurts.
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WII AND DS POST-HOLIDAY VIDEO GAME ROUNDUP by Rafiki 01/02/2008, 12:35am PST NEW
    I will print out and snort every line of that post NT by Entropy Stew 01/02/2008, 1:22am PST NEW
        That was brilliant, and I will article-ize it. Thanks, Rafiki. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/19/2008, 9:37pm PST NEW
    Your post is huge! by Fussbett 01/02/2008, 12:47pm PST NEW
        huge guts NT by Grumah 01/02/2008, 5:19pm PST NEW
    Mario Galaxy leaves reviewer deflated, gives him soul cancer by bombMexico 01/05/2008, 12:46am PST NEW
        If you wanted to spite me for owning a Wii, that Zelda picture was superfluous by Rafiki 01/05/2008, 12:13pm PST NEW
            Re: If you wanted to spite me for owning a Wii, that Zelda picture was superfluo by bombMexico 01/05/2008, 2:58pm PST NEW
                Thas a nice gun homes, too bad the sights don't work. by Jerry Whorebach 01/05/2008, 9:05pm PST NEW
    Is No More Heroes worth a Wii? NT by Fussbett 01/24/2008, 1:32pm PST NEW
        This is outside the parameters of my round-up by Rafiki 01/24/2008, 5:11pm PST NEW
 
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