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Re: I think I rented the wrong Undertow :( by Fussbett 02/22/2008, 6:28am PST
Not a great film, though I did enjoy a scene of Lou Diamond Phillips doing loud, angry push-ups in his bedroom while his "parents" had loud, angry sex in the room directly above. Who's never been there, am I right?

My boss recently told me that her son, now 15, "of course" went through the whole kill-your-father-marry-your-mother thing for a while... I often dream of having a machine that would choose and implement different facial expressions for me when I'm panicked. This would've been a perfect situation for the FaceMaker2000. Without the machine, I half-smiled and half-nodded, but I'm not sure if any underlying horror broke the surface.
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Undertow (XBLA) by Jerry Whorebach 02/13/2008, 2:32pm PST NEW
    Do you hate Smiles too? by bombMexico 02/14/2008, 12:45am PST NEW
        I think I rented the wrong Undertow :( by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2008, 5:32am PST NEW
            Re: I think I rented the wrong Undertow :( by Fussbett 02/22/2008, 6:28am PST NEW
                So... did he? NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2008, 9:20am PST NEW
                Faceball 2000, that's what I forgot for the coop review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/22/2008, 4:23pm PST NEW
                    thats true NT by Grumah 02/25/2008, 3:15pm PST NEW
    THE FRONTPAGE PROMISED THIS WOULD BE PROFESSOR LAYTON AND THE CURIOUS VILLAGE BU NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/27/2008, 3:08am PST NEW
        BUNT THIS IS EVEN BETTER NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/27/2008, 3:15am PST NEW
            Hey. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/27/2008, 3:44am PST NEW
                There are several very good reasons why I don't get fucked, AS YOU WELL KNOW >:( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/27/2008, 4:22am PST NEW
                    No, I don't really know. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/27/2008, 4:40am PST NEW
        DAMMIT NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/27/2008, 10:03am PST NEW
            You fucked it up! YOU FUCKED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! HER LIFE WAS IN OUR HANDS MYAN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/27/2008, 11:57am PST NEW
 
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