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by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 11:04am PST |
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You get horses pretty quick, as soon as the training shit is done, and there are bunches of horses all over and you can steal any of them. The stealing them isn't considered a crime, the riding them is. Any guard that you go past without holding the A button down (for extra slow horse riding) will go fuckin crazy and start chasing you with the intent to KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since guards in this game do this, any and every guard will be targeted by me to be killed, even if by just breaking their finger after they ask me what my name is and I tell them "trouble. 8(" I rode around stealth killing several already just for no reason aside from the fact that they are guards so they are guilty for fuckin ever.
Eventually I killed one guy I thought was a guard with the sneaky hm doodly do I'm just a person walking extra slow with my hands together so I'm not suspicious then STAB with the hidden arm blade as soon as I'm standing right in front of them. It said I killed a templar and then autosaved and said 1/60, and I was like okay neat. I better kill as many potentially hostile people as I can.
I might kill a few civilians too. They are a barely tolerable nuisance. 8( |
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Jade's game. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 7:28am PST 
Is this a SERIOUS review? Are you putting your BALLS on the LINE for this game? NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2008, 8:45am PST
Because I don't have time to read every piece of FLUFFED-UP H.R. PUFNSTUF NT by masquerading as gay journalism. 03/01/2008, 8:54am PST
Srs bsns thoughts will come later after I play it some more. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 10:40am PST
Re: Jade's game. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 11:04am PST
Finger killing guards like so many hare krishna's at the airport NT by I need clarification 03/01/2008, 11:27am PST
And then I call for help with my POLICE RADIO in my POLICE CAR. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:34pm PST
Shit just got real. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:41pm PST
Sounds more like SB's dream game by Mischief Maker 03/01/2008, 9:33pm PST
no by FABIO 03/02/2008, 4:12am PST
That every major target is a collection of collectibles is the final insult. NT by QT3's Worm 03/02/2008, 8:24am PST
FUCK! by QT3's Worm 03/02/2008, 8:25am PST
the controls are excellent NT by Grumah 03/01/2008, 7:30pm PST
Running into a big spinning spinning double helix :( by Entropy Stew 03/01/2008, 7:59pm PST
a girl came up with that idea I BET NT by Grumah 03/01/2008, 11:38pm PST
a girl with ROJI PANTY COMPLEX NT by Entropy Stew 03/02/2008, 4:09am PST
Roji............................ panty complex. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/02/2008, 5:18am PST
Yeah I don't know if that's how genetic memory really works. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/02/2008, 5:18am PST
Re: Yeah I don't know if that's how genetic memory really works. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/02/2008, 12:07pm PST
How come she can hear the ghosts? Ear transplant? NT by I need clarification 03/02/2008, 4:28pm PST
Because DNA >:( NT by Entropy Stew 03/03/2008, 1:59am PST
It makes more sense as the game goes on, it turns out. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:14am PST
I actually had to sleep on it to get the end credits to trigger. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:49am PST
Oh yeah. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:49am PST
Everybody Loves Raymond by Jerry Whorebach 03/06/2008, 2:52am PST
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