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Kris Benson's wife vows to fuck every Met if cheated upon by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/02/2004, 2:55pm PST
Kris Benson is a pitcher for the New York Mets. His wife is a raging nymphomaniac, emphasis on the maniac.

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Anna Benson wrote:

Anna Benson, wife of former Pirates pitcher Kris Benson, got Howard Stern pretty excited when she vowed on his show yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates, according to the New York Post.

"I told (Kris) -- because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time -- I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team -- coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

Stern, hotter than ever after a tirade about the FCC, didn't let her off the hook.

"Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"

"If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll (also) circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will screw all them, too."


This is a useless post without links to pics, so here is Mrs. Benson's website.


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Kris Benson's wife vows to fuck every Met if cheated upon by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/02/2004, 2:55pm PST NEW
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