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by Mischief Maker 04/20/2008, 8:19am PDT |
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When making a video review of a game, have the image be nothing but screenshots and captures from the game. And have the reviewers list the features and how well they execute in order.
Their current setup: two guys in an alleyway having a meandering conversation about the game, is only entertaining if you imagine the first couple minutes in the alleyway before the filming starts:
Guy 1: Maaaaan, I got these cheeseburgers!
Guy 2: I just ate! You got no money, get out of here!
Guy 1: Wait wait! Man, I'll suck your dick! Just hook me up, man!
Guy 2: The fuck you just say? *pulls gun*
Guy 1: Uh... Have you played Blast Works yet?
Guy 2: Blast Works? For the Wii? *puts gun away*
And then after the filming ends:
Guy 2: You know what? You're alright. Okay, just this once I'll hook you up. *unzips fly* |
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