His griping about the characters not being unlocked is solid. That annoyed the fuck out of me too.

But the rest is just a complaint of "I suck at this game, therefore this game sucks"

some people like unlocking things in their vidyas, some don't, it's natural

the failure to grasp one of the easiest fighting games (so much so that many people don't even classify it as a fighting game) is what's funny

Its not the review itself, its that up until now Yahtzee hasn't been retarded.

He disappointed.

Thought it was funny.

Two gripes though. First off, His stigma against Nintendo is tiring and misinformed. Second, his backwater button-mashing complex sort of sticks out since it implies that he hasn't played any real 2-D fighters, before.

Whatever, the guy is mostly "Gee, I wonder what Adventure gaems are up to" and "I sure do love Earthbound" anyways.

I'm not bawing. I'm quite calm now. Yahtzee has made it a point to be the biggest anti-Nintendo troll douchebag ever and if that's his intention then MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Fuck yahtzee and the horse he rode in on.

I absolutely adore this guy. Why? Because he is actually FUNNY, which is a rarity these days, and he knows just what pulls the buttons of every fanboy in the world. Nitendo fanboys, shut the fuck up, you are as bad as the halo fanboys and oh wait every single other type of fanboy.

He does not make reviews. That's why he is great. Reviews fail from the get go. What he does is make satire and troll fanboys all at once.

Simply. Brilliant.

All of yesterday on /v/ was
BAWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWW A GAME REVIEWER GAVE NINTENDOS GAME A BAD REVIEW
I MASTURBATE TO SAKURAIS VOICE N64 WAS GREAT BRAWL IS THE BEST GAME TO COME OUT EVER IM NOT A FANBOY YAHTZEE IS A BAD GAME REVIEWER

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