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by CGI Bruce Willis 06/28/2008, 2:45am PDT |
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"Smile pretty, bitch!" *punches out a woman*
It's comforting to know that, in the event of a collision or natural gas explosion or air strike, the safest place to be is inside an American-made car. Also, they're bulletproof (if you slouch). Meanwhile, in the event of a nationwide communications failure, an OnStar operator will be available to personally reassure each and every one of you. PROTIP: hold the speech about the media preying on the fears of gullible sheeple to sell needless shit until after the product placement apocalypse.
"That's what makes you that guy." *shoots you finger guns, rides off into the sunset* |
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