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Wanted/Control review by Fussbett 07/04/2008, 2:08pm PDT I'm going to temper my Wanted review with a review of Control to show any new readers (haha) that I'm not some kind of cinema simpleton. I see the serious films too. First up is a movie about a young man who's sick of his life, his girlfriend and his dead end office job. He meets up with a group of exciting professionals who help the troubled prescription drug-taker open the door to a new life. The other movie stars Angelina Jolie as one of the people from the Matrix. The big new gimmick in addition to BulletTime™ is that the assassins can all put English spin onto the bullets, which I welcome into video game clichés with open arms. Max Payne 3 should be great. The other gimmick is that it's shot in black and white and features music by Joy Division. Only one of those two features should cross into video games and you picked incorrectly, Saboteur. The first half was unexpectedly all about the Office Space/Fight Club cubicle life of a nobody which was a nice surprise for a dumb action movie. Unfortunately we aren't given much insight into Joy Division, as the movie focuses solely on Ian Curtis, which was a let down for me. However, this shouldn't have come as a surprise as it's based on the biography written by Ian's widow. Chicks aren't allow at band practice! Curiously, it was hard to see why Ian loved her at all, since she portrayed herself as doing nothing and being nothing. Meanwhile, Anglie Jolie is still really hot, everyone. If Ian Curtis was married to Angelina, he'd be researching longevity, not hanging himself on clothes lines. There was a very embarrassing '80s training montage, and the other movie stops in 1980. An important character commits suicide at the end, and in the other movie Ian Curtis kills himself as we all know. We will have to wait a couple of years to see if Wanted 2 will be as good as a New Order biopic.

Wanted/Control review by Fussbett 07/04/2008, 2:08pm PDT     Fucking anti-imagelinking faggots. joblo.com is run by faggots! NT by Fussbett 07/04/2008, 2:55pm PDT         Well with a name like poolshooter.com what did you expect?! NT by BATMANS MOTORCYCLE 07/04/2008, 10:54pm PDT             I hope I get to hear Michael Caine say, "much mowah suhtal" 8000 more times by I need clarification 07/07/2008, 5:12pm PDT         It appears the Wanted poster DOES show up. I apologize to joblo.com! NT by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 10:04am PDT             It only started showing up now. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 11:50am PDT             I fixed it behind the scenes - joblo still sucks NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2008, 12:45pm PDT                 TAMPERING WITH POSTS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 12:55pm PDT                     Now I hate joblo.com even more. joblo.com is a website for faggots! NT by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:04pm PDT     I thought Wanted was okay in an intentionally stupid way at least it wasn't Japa by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 12:35pm PDT         It was totally unrealistic how the keys spelled FUCK YOU. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:03pm PDT             Boy if you found out what the loom of fate is you might change your mind. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 1:47pm PDT         Re: I thought Wanted was okay in an intentionally stupid way at least it wasn't by Last 07/08/2008, 1:57pm PDT             Well here's what they changed (giant movie spoilers). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 2:08pm PDT             Movie could have been better by bombMexico 08/21/2008, 12:09am PDT     Wanted (bleh) by FABIO 02/05/2009, 2:47am PST         Re: Wanted (bleh) by Last 02/05/2009, 5:54am PST             THIS MOVIE HAS ASSASSINS BEING TOLD TO KILL BY A MAGIC LOOM by FABIO 02/05/2009, 7:32am PST                 Re: THIS MOVIE HAS ASSASSINS BEING TOLD TO KILL BY A MAGIC LOOM by laudablepuss 02/05/2009, 8:54am PST         it's a comic book movie, so let's take it as seriously as possible NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 12:00pm PST             Just turn off your brain & enjoy Phantom Menace and V and Revenge of the Sith an NT by Mischief Maker 02/05/2009, 12:30pm PST                 MM likes Wanted and SW ep 1? wow that's too bad NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 1:18pm PST                     Jsoh is a fan of V for Vendetta and Revenge of the Sith apparently. by Mischief Maker 02/05/2009, 1:58pm PST                         wow that was an incredibly weak assumption based on a flawed argument by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 3:05pm PST                             Dude, don't bogart that corncob pipe. NT by Mischief QC Fan 02/05/2009, 3:13pm PST                                 I borrowed it from some snobs whining about how unrealistic the movie Wanted is NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 3:24pm PST                                     Haha look at those snobs! NT by I need clarification 02/05/2009, 8:36pm PST                                         this isn't funny, let's have quiet time now NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 8:53pm PST             The magic loom was psh icing on the boring cake by FABIO 02/05/2009, 4:48pm PST         Re: Wanted (bleh) by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 1:18pm PST             It was almost as bad as a Clint Eastwood movie NT by FABIO 02/05/2009, 4:50pm PST     Jumper! by FABIO 02/06/2009, 4:43am PST