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CNBC person has nerdy son, tells everyone. by Fussbett 07/22/2008, 1:39pm PDT
http://www.cnbc.com/id/25782540

We've probably all had a parent embarrassingly brag about us in front of someone, but we can all be thankful our dumb moms didn't have columns on CNBC.

He not only plays video games, he watches every show about them on G4, he participates in chat rooms about them on the internet, he competes in a variety of games on a variety of platforms. He always tells me the latest trend three months before I read about it in the media.


[x] Plays games
[x] Watches shows about games
[x] Participates in "chat rooms" on internet
[x] "competes" in various games (not just one) on more than one platform
[x] Knows trends 3-months in advance.

...but is three months always enough lead time? Sometimes a game can sneak up on you!

Then he watched the Sony press conference, and the world as we know it changed. After hearing about “Metal Gear Solid 4”, as well as other PlayStation exclusives in the pipeline and the awesomeness of Blu-ray, he promptly packed up his Xbox 360 and all his games and went down to Game Stop to trade them in. He bought a PS3 and “Metal Gear Solid 4.”

Sony wins.

They then sold him a USED copy of “Metal Gear Solid 4.” “How can the game already be used?” my son asked. “Because some people get frustrated if they don’t have ‘cheats’,” he was told.

HOW CAN THE GAME BE USED ALREADY? I'M ON THE CUTTING EDGE!!!
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CNBC person has nerdy son, tells everyone. by Fussbett 07/22/2008, 1:39pm PDT NEW
    Did the parents have the kid diagnose himself with assburgers yet? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/22/2008, 1:46pm PDT NEW
    I assumed the kid would be ten or so, not *sixteen* years old. NT by You should have put that in the OP 07/22/2008, 2:39pm PDT NEW
        Gotta leave some chewing for you, baby bird. NT by Fussbett 07/22/2008, 2:43pm PDT NEW
    I actually want to dump this kids books by Grumah 07/22/2008, 2:41pm PDT NEW
    "PlayStation players are ninjas!" NT by mark 07/22/2008, 2:43pm PDT NEW
        Wow there's actually a layer of scratch proofing on Bluray discs wow! NT by Mom at Gamestop 07/22/2008, 2:49pm PDT NEW
            (notice that my son didn't fall for the ninja excuse and kept pressing!) <3 <3 NT by Mom at Gamestop 07/22/2008, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                The kid just learned that PS players are ninjas. It won't happen for 3 months. NT by mark 07/22/2008, 3:57pm PDT NEW
                    and then they will become pirates (lol topical internet meme) NT by Grumah 07/22/2008, 6:42pm PDT NEW
                        I'll have one tube of topical internet meme NT by cream. Please. 07/23/2008, 10:51pm PDT NEW
    She's since printed two more columns of hatemail she received about this. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2008, 7:17am PDT NEW
 
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