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It's been two weeks, looks like the question isn't going to answer itself. by HINT HINT 08/07/2008, 6:43am PDT So I had my second appointment. She gave me a bunch of forms to fill out every time I go outside, like I have to record the activities I experience, and rate my anxiety levels at convenient intervals, and describe the techniques I use to cope with various feelings I may have about things and so on and so forth. Now I have like a million of these fucking sheets sitting here that I have to fill with lies about all the coffee shops I'm supposed to be visiting. I don't fucking know what goes on at Starbucks, I don't fucking want to know what goes on at Starbucks, how the fuck am I supposed to do this? I could probably just guess but that's stupid, sooner or later I'm going to slip up and imagine something that doesn't really exist and she's going to know I didn't go. She's not stupid, she went to nursing school or whatever, she knows the difference between what happens in real life and what happens on whichever TV show I'll end up copying all my answers about things I did off of, Whoopi maybe, or Hangin' with Mr. Carter. I am so fucked.

Hey who likes cringing? by Jerry Whorebach 07/22/2008, 6:41pm PDT     Get to the part where you wanted to strangle her! NT by Heckler 07/22/2008, 9:21pm PDT         Not my type, sorry. by Jerry Whorebach 07/22/2008, 10:31pm PDT     i will be yr friend, jerry NT by a bug named imm 07/22/2008, 10:37pm PDT     Re: Hey who likes cringing? by Quétinbec 07/23/2008, 8:00am PDT         What were you in for? Just general sociopathy? NT by Fussbett 07/23/2008, 10:16am PDT             It's been two weeks, looks like the question isn't going to answer itself. by HINT HINT 08/07/2008, 6:43am PDT                 Wait they have a coffee counter on Wings right? Is that pretty realistic? NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/07/2008, 6:49am PDT                 Who will help me to incur and report social interactions on Jerry's behalf? by Ray of Light 08/07/2008, 8:39am PDT                     Count me in. NT by Last 08/07/2008, 9:52am PDT                         Thanks, but I think I would have to be stupid to take you up on that. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 1:37am PDT                             In our (normals) defense, it's often hard to tell the stupid from the mental. NT by Fussbett 08/08/2008, 2:31am PDT                             Without getting into all the tedious math of what is stupid, and what is not ... by Ray of Light 08/08/2008, 7:14am PDT                                 Worst case, we get some forum laughs. Best case, you get some assistance! by Last 08/08/2008, 7:52am PDT                                     I don't keep a scanner or printer because I don't want my worlds colliding. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 9:00am PDT                                         My caseworker gave me similar Expose Record forms to fill out in the 1970s :( NT by Trenchcoat Tom 08/08/2008, 1:03pm PDT                                         Or can the document not be produced because... IT DOESN'T EXIST?! by Fussbett 08/08/2008, 1:14pm PDT                                             I fucking wish they didn't exist :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 4:40pm PDT                                         I've got one! by Quétinbec 08/09/2008, 12:39am PDT                     Scanning?! What, you want Jerry to visit a Kinkos now?! You monster! NT by Fussbett 08/07/2008, 2:05pm PDT                     August 7th, 2008. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomac NT by Last 08/07/2008, 2:44pm PDT                         haaahaha - also - A voice within me is sobbing, "You see, that's what's become o NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/08/2008, 12:33am PDT                     Scan the pages for hilarity (you piece of shit) and I'll tell you my story. NT by Quétinbec 08/08/2008, 4:49am PDT                 "The coffee tastes like... a bag of sand." NT by I need clarification 08/07/2008, 12:41pm PDT                     hahahahaha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/07/2008, 1:55pm PDT                         Seconded NT by Scruffy 08/07/2008, 3:35pm PDT                     Re: "The coffee tastes like... a bag of sand." by Dark Arkon 08/07/2008, 4:04pm PDT                         "The felcoffee tastes like... a bag of Un'Goro soil." NT by Dark Iron Translator 08/07/2008, 4:22pm PDT                             COMBINE WITH PACKET OF THILAAAAAAAAAAANDRIS SEEDS ^_^ cooldown 15 mins :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/07/2008, 11:59pm PDT                         INC's making reference to the popular film "The Wild Wild West" by Maybe you've heard a song about it? 08/08/2008, 1:49am PDT                 Report 1 by Last 08/08/2008, 10:51am PDT                 Report 2 This is harder than expected and my results are unfunny. by Last 08/08/2008, 4:12pm PDT                     Do an Exposure Report for posting on Caltrops. NT by Fussbett 08/08/2008, 4:39pm PDT                     I really am cheap, this is hitting a little close to home! by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 4:52pm PDT                         Re: I really am cheap, this is hitting a little close to home! by Last 08/08/2008, 5:17pm PDT                             Well that's just being realistic, or what I understand to be realistic from TV. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 5:21pm PDT     Re: Hey who likes cringing? by Dark Arkon 08/07/2008, 2:14pm PDT         O RLY?? Whorebach can has job nao?? Wait, what? DUKE SUCKS. NT by --- Fark Arkon --- 08/07/2008, 2:33pm PDT             FUCK DUKE NT by Pavlovian Response 08/08/2008, 7:19am PDT                 VOTE FOR DUKE NT by Duke Phillips 08/08/2008, 7:35am PDT         WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH? LOL!! No but seriously I have some real issues :( by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2008, 1:56am PDT