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by Entropy Stew 07/27/2004, 9:40pm PDT |
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Entropy Stew wrote:
I bought a bag of jerky with Zeni's hard-earned tax dollars. After finishing it off, I tossed the bag of dessicant into my Rainy Day Fun brand Home Mummification Kit, turned the jerky bag inside-out, and ran it's slick interior up and down my naked flesh while watching Oprah.
-/ES/-
whydirt: you're always seeing the silver lining
whydirt: that's what i like about you
Entropy Stew: I have seen the silver lining, and it rests withing the womblike interior of my jerky bag
Entropy Stew: which actually does have a silver lining
whydirt: which is now the exterior
Entropy Stew: well, yes
whydirt: it's a metaphor for your world-view
Entropy Stew: I break down barriers in communication
Entropy Stew: jerky is the catalyst of social upheaval
Entropy Stew: I shall nail it to the church door with such force that the entire system will collapse
Entropy Stew: this is my manifesto; this is my prmise
whydirt: ...In a world gone mad... ...one man stands up for us all, armed only with jerky...
Entropy Stew: I am the dehydrated alpha, the smoked omega
whydirt: and everything meaty in between
Entropy Stew: When the revolution comes, Ron Popeil will be the first against the wall
whydirt: i thought he was dead
Entropy Stew: retroactively, then
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Ice Cream Jonsey: GYAAHahaGAHHAhahahahah
Ice Cream Jonsey: I bought a bag of jerky with Zeni's hard-earned tax dollars etc
Ice Cream Jonsey: HAHAHAHAH ... hoiihahaha
Entropy Stew: I sold over 500 bags of seeds to get that Home Mummification Kit
Entropy Stew: It didn't even come with the light bulb =(
-/ES/- |
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