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Child dies of stupidity after being banned from COD4 by his mom by Hans Clastorp 10/21/2008, 8:33pm PDT
Brandon Crisp, 15, was last seen more than a week ago after fighting with his parents, who revoked his privileges to play the Xbox game "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare."

God what's wrong with parents. Don't they just understand?

CTV wrote:

"He's basically disappeared off the face of the Earth," said Sgt. Dave Goodbrand, who vowed to continue looking until Crisp is returned home safely. ... While nothing has come so far of the extensive air and ground search, police are hoping their efforts will yield new leads.


Well of course he's disappeared, SARGEANT Dave; he's a trained SAS Marine combat operator. He probably made himself a ghilly suit and drops prone while the dumb nub cops walk by.
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Child dies of stupidity after being banned from COD4 by his mom by Hans Clastorp 10/21/2008, 8:33pm PDT NEW
    HE WENT OFF GRID *jumps away from an exploding shack* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/21/2008, 11:45pm PDT NEW
        BECAUSE YOU MADE A PHONE CALL NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/22/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
            PHONE CALL OF DUTY, FOR MODERN WARFARE. NT by Ray of Light 11/05/2008, 11:39pm PST NEW
    people still play COD4? by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/22/2008, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        They said on The National that he's been playing COD4 for the last THREE YEARS. by Jerry Whorebach 10/22/2008, 8:51pm PDT NEW
            I don't think I ever played any game in history for 3 years NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/22/2008, 9:27pm PDT NEW
                That's why you never ran away from/left home. NT by Fussbett 10/23/2008, 12:47am PDT NEW
    Your negativity killed that child by Entropy Stew 11/05/2008, 7:49pm PST NEW
        Ray runs outside and kills a teenager, then goes back in. NT by Fussbett 11/05/2008, 7:56pm PST NEW
            Also he sacrifices Nicolas Cage to bees. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/05/2008, 8:22pm PST NEW
        The inevitable policy response by Hans Clastorp 11/06/2008, 7:34pm PST NEW
            Playing games as soon as you get home from school is not having a life by Jennifer X 11/06/2008, 8:09pm PST NEW
            They flew in a video games expert from Colorado, the trenchcoat state. NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/06/2008, 8:12pm PST NEW
 
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