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I'd kill for a light pen. No, for ~-=L4D=-~FULL=~ I'll be using the following by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/17/2008, 3:42pm PST


It was sold as a set. Thanks to recent developments in encoders, I'm going to map the top-most blue button to "mouse_wheel_scrollup" and the bottom one to scrolldown. This should let me do whatever it is I wanted to do in Left 4 Dead that I couldn't. I'm not complaining. They could have sacrificed all the flannel posters for proper peripheral support, but I'd rather suffer myself than all of us be without the posters. One of my favorite moments in L4D voice chat?

Fortinbras: Does your trackball have... right click?

I don't want to belabor the point or anything, but your superior gaming experience comes at a price, Fussbett: your body is already breaking down due to the constant precision movements your mouse allows you to make. You're like Batman in The Dark Knight Returns. I'm obviously the inferior murderer of zombies at the moment, but my right hand is strong, lithe, sinewy and powerful - Superman himself would have to chop it off to stop me, to continue a metaphor.

(Also, it is my understanding that people are hoarding the really good mice, which were discontinued.)


ICJ
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Mudhoney - Broken Hands.mp3 by Fussbett 11/17/2008, 3:07pm PST NEW
    Looks like Lupus NT by Gregory House, M.D. 11/17/2008, 3:42pm PST NEW
    I'd kill for a light pen. No, for ~-=L4D=-~FULL=~ I'll be using the following by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/17/2008, 3:42pm PST NEW
    I'm not EVEN going to ask how you broke your hand masturbating. NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/17/2008, 3:43pm PST NEW
        He critically failed a beardstroke NT by Entropy Stew 11/17/2008, 5:16pm PST NEW
            I wasn't going to ask because I didn't want to know :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/17/2008, 5:41pm PST NEW
    You should see the other guy by Bodybag 11/17/2008, 7:16pm PST NEW
    CASTOFF! by Fussbett 12/10/2008, 1:49pm PST NEW
 
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