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by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 5:14am PST |
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Since I was made redundant, to try and get closer to my daily quota of happiness, I've been masturbating up to four times a day (but mostly two or three times depending on how much exercise I get) and my porn sites daily updates cannot keep up.
At the moment I use simple sites like pichunter.com and asianthumbs.org. It's embarrassing how basic my sites are given how much wanking i do, but then I used thehun.net exclusively for about 7 years and it's just a bunch of hypertext! (Any other 'hunners' out there remember "The Hun's Joke of the Day" that he used to post at the head of his webpage? I never read them because I thought they were inappropriate. You'd have your cock in your hand and he'd be making jokes about fishermen and football players!)
Anyway, which is the best of the free movie websites? My internet is capped at 15GB and shared between four people, so full length DVDs aren't an option. Ideally, I'd like clips no longer than 20 minute which I can preview before downloading. The bulk of my wanks are over Asian girls but, like all of us, I'm capable of creating a drunk fuck or rape fantasy in my head if I find a sufficiently sexy white girl. |
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I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 5:14am PST 
oops did I accidentally click on livejournal? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/28/2009, 5:59am PST
Shut up, incel NT by carl 06/18/2024, 4:27pm PDT
He said that 15 years ago, dude. Are you alright? NT by MM 06/18/2024, 7:00pm PDT
Where do you see that? NT by carl 06/18/2024, 8:51pm PDT
Hey Carl, what do you know about blended Scotch? NT by pinback 06/19/2024, 5:16am PDT
Re: I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 6:00am PST
xnxx.com (sharing porn brings us closer v_v) NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 7:13am PST
Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. NT by Last 02/28/2009, 8:12am PST
Re: Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. by Mysterio 02/06/2014, 10:57am PST
We need to ringfence this thread STAT by Caltrops Biohazard Team Zeta 02/28/2009, 11:12am PST
Thanks. Your sites have been bookmarked and will be wanked to later. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 3:52pm PST
Human beings............................................................... NOT! by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 4:20pm PST
Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 4:52pm PST
Once you try baby wipes, there is no going back - you're pretty much fucked. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:53pm PST
Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:55pm PST
With tissue, patches of it stick to the head of your dick after you cum. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 2:53am PST
I guess tissue can be tricky for someone used to bidets? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 1:56pm PST
Why not cum into a damp towel? by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 3:14pm PST
Why not... cum into your propeller beanie? Then put it back on your head? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 3:56pm PST
Chafe your dick against a paper towel, then. by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 4:48pm PST
"I'm asking you to cum into a towel" - do you think about what you're saying? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 6:04pm PST
Hotlink violation NT by Internet Faggots Unite 03/01/2009, 6:13pm PST
Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 8:34pm PST
Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 8:59pm PST
Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 12:22am PST
It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 7:53am PST
Re: It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 3:46pm PST
I'd tell you, but I'm trying not to talk about Tom Chick's sister so much anymor NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 4:59pm PST
I've used both by Backup wanker 03/03/2009, 1:54pm PST
more proof Quentinbec is a flaming faggot - by he likes the smell of his own cum 03/02/2009, 4:34pm PST
You can't smell as you sneeze! But sneezes do smell. They smell like fly spray. NT by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 5:36pm PST
if you weren't gay then you wouldn't be able to even put the filthy tissue NT by to your huge nose again 03/03/2009, 1:07pm PST
You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Mischief Maker 03/03/2009, 3:10pm PST
Re: You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:20pm PST
Wait what did the forum code do to my devil sign? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:22pm PST
To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Quétinbec 03/03/2009, 3:56pm PST
Re: To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 4:01pm PST
Anybody who is anybody knows to do it into a big pile of cash money. by Last 03/01/2009, 10:08am PST
the ACLU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 12:14pm PST
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