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Meanwhile, danuh steevins takes a decidedly NMA approach. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/06/2009, 1:29am PST
She acts like PSH THIS PIDDLING LITTLE MOVIE CANNOT APPRECIATE THE TRUE BEAUTY LIKE I CAN. *PUFFS CLOVE CIGARETTE*

But the book's spirit—its paranoia, its dark humor, and above all its bleak anti-triumphalism—has been squelched in the transition to a big-budget action epic.


Watchmen the film kicks off with a bravura credit sequence that uses tableaux vivants


The only thing keeping her from being Patrick Bateman at this point is prostitute murder.

The psychological sophistication of Moore's novel survives in a few story lines here, especially during Dr. Manhattan's periodic jaunts to Mars. (It's the only place he can be alone and think, a kind of spa retreat in the sky.)


This sentence should've been followed immediately with a piano falling onto dana's head.

When Jackie Earle Haley doffs his mask midway through the movie, the sweaty, shifty, ratlike face beneath is a hundred times more frightening and fascinating than any inkblot could be. But damned if he doesn't clap the mask back on again shortly thereafter, thereby muffling one of the film's few gripping performances.


This should be followed by a thrown chair.

The other one—Billy Crudup's—also risks being smothered by the digital animation that renders his face near-unrecognizable and his body (with dangling azure wang on full view) completely so.


This should be followed by her being fired.
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WELP, I don't care what anyone says or how wrong I am. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/06/2009, 12:37am PST NEW
    Meanwhile, danuh steevins takes a decidedly NMA approach. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/06/2009, 1:29am PST NEW
        anti-triumphalism bravura tableaux vivants... WANG (hee hee) (scared of cock) NT by Fussbett 03/06/2009, 5:19am PST NEW
    You got drunk and fell in love with a shitty movie NT by Sleep on it and get back to us 03/06/2009, 1:39am PST NEW
        Welcome qt3 visitor(s). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/06/2009, 2:21am PST NEW
    Wow, cool movie! by Quétinbec 03/13/2009, 8:52pm PDT NEW
        Hey, did Dr. Manhattan have a foreskin? NT by Quétinbec 03/14/2009, 5:15pm PDT NEW
    My main problem with it. by bink 03/24/2009, 3:47pm PDT NEW
 
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