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by Creexul :( 09/16/2004, 6:32pm PDT |
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The last American mission shoves you into a house and throws literally hundreds of enemies at you, and requires you to fend off many of them, along with half a dozen tanks and a couple half tracks, while everyone in the house screams about Germans coming in and tanks approaching. The maps are gigantic and expansive, you get at least double the friendly AI dudes as compared to the original COD, who actually will shoot enemies, although sometimes you catch them standing right next to each other and not using the split second YOU would use to blast them into the next afterhell (which happens to be made entirely of smithereens). But that's at close range. At long range, your friendlies are much better. Anyway, that's just the last quarter of the one mission, too. There are like 4 before that, as well.
Anyway, the point is that since this is the expansion, it won't nursemaid you, and it won't go easy on you. Like Far Cry's difficulty, it's challanging, but fair. But I can imagine Fabs getting to the end of that one mission, and trying to flip his keyboard in a fury upwards at his monitor, missing, and having to try to reflip it, then he throws his mouse against the wall and pushes his speakers over and runs away and buries his face in a pillow (and bites it). Which, as we all know, is a good thing for the rest of us. |
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Call of Duty: United Offensive - the most Fabio-giving-uppest game ever. by Creexul :( 09/16/2004, 6:32pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
You mean the intro movie is boring? NT by FABIO 09/16/2004, 7:50pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Like a really slutty girl. NT by Bodybag 09/16/2004, 8:05pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
with issues NT by FABIO 09/16/2004, 8:16pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Compared to the full game it is NT by The Joosh 09/16/2004, 9:25pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
So it's a FPS version of Viewtiful Joe? NT by FABIO 09/16/2004, 9:30pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
You're making no sense. by Fussbett 09/16/2004, 10:14pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Re: You're making no sense. by FABIO 09/17/2004, 12:21am PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Re: You're making no sense. by Creexul :( 09/17/2004, 2:00am PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Wow. I don't even know what that means. NT by Creexul :( 09/16/2004, 9:42pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Bonus log. by Creexul :( 09/16/2004, 9:51pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
That cutscene was too boring. I skipped it. NT by FABIO 09/17/2004, 12:18am PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Way to put the panzershrek out on the PORCH idiots. NT by McMoo playing that stupid mission 09/22/2004, 1:46pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
Panzerfaust NT by Tank Fist 09/22/2004, 1:49pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
No, you big dick, it is a stupid panzerschrahsfohy83f NT by BIG DICK 09/22/2004, 2:30pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
WRONG by McMoo playing that stupid mission 09/22/2004, 2:36pm PDT ![NEW](images/pointy-default-new.gif)
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