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Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
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The best part about exercise...
[quote name="RobotJox"]...is that you can know what a real man smells like. You get to smell a real man's stink. You can inhale your own rich musk, and familiarize yourself with how the odor sours in your exercise clothing (especially if you don't wash it). It's really different from the odor you give off when you're fat. Trust me, I know. I used to be a super fatty, and I trimmed down and learned all about the good scents that my body can produce. Side perk of never showering: A few sessions of working up a sweat and you won't need to use a salt shaker anymore. You can just scrape it off your body.[/quote]