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by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/09/2012, 7:17am PST |
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I have never seen as many tweets about something as I have with Double Fine breaking $400,000 in crowdsourced Kickstarter money this morning. People really like Tim Schaefer's games! Good for him.
Here's a link to their page. They've passed $538K as I type this up. Now, Double Fine is fairly trustworthy. They've shipped games before and they've been good ones. Not every project that gets funded on Kickstarter is so successful and slime-free. I say this not because I want to denigrate Double Fine, I say this because of the hundreds of articles written about Kickstarter today, nobody else will point out the following comedy:
(Fake Edit: I really am just using the Double Fine success story as a launching point for the rest of this, which I've had brewing for a while. I should probably make them separate posts. I'll probably back Double Fine to show that I think they are the polar opposite of the kinds of guys that don't take Kickstarter seriously.)
(Fake Edit #2: They made sixty thousand dollars in the time it took me to write this post this morning.)
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Schuyler Towne funded his project on September 24th, 2010. It was for a series of lockpicks. He raised $87,407 of his $4,000 goal.
Well, he hasn't been shipping product. What HAS he been doing? He updated everyone a few days ago:
Update #63: Finances
"Hey, folks. Today's update will be a rundown of the ways I've spent large chunks of the Kickstarter money. Toward the end of this fairly long post I also comment on the fact that I wish I hadn't spent money on the ancillary parts of the project (locks, cases, etc.) until the picks were completely made and in hand. That's been one of my biggest takeaways from the project." [...]
"Travel and accomodations at various conferences, trainings and research, this includes trips by both car and plane. $2000 of it went directly to the Jetblue Bluepass, which allowed me to attend a number of conferences and small group events I wouldn't have been able to otherwise. There were an additional $2000 ($2009, to be exact, but as you can tell I'm rounding) in airfare for other events, trainings etc. I am not including personal travel in this, only locksport/physical security related talks, workshops and events.
Trips by car cost, in fuel and rental fees (had to rent twice, once because my car broke done, the other for convenience), $1375. This includes a trip to Chicago, 2 tours of business, schools and hackerspaces in Ohio, a trip to DC, 3 trips to NYC, and a rental in LA, though I'm not counting gas for that trip, because though it was bookended by a locksport related events, I used some of the time in between for personal driving.
Hotel stays I kept to a minimum whenever possible, often just sleeping in my car or with friends. Total hotel costs were $330.
I paid a third party $2000 for assistance in the production of the picks and there were some incidental costs in the process of working with him as well. Though that didn't work out very well, the larger cost of course was the time that I lost in the process. I should have bailed much earlier, but instead I stuck it out for many months. Each month I had other, non-locksport expenses.
My rent is $765 per month. I live in Central Square in Cambridge, MA. Our rents are notoriously high, but for my location & the space that I have, it's pretty good. I can and will be living in cheaper accomodations at the conclusion of my current lease.
My health insurance is $350 per month. My auto insurance isn't much, but the car did need a few significant repairs before I finally got rid of it a few months ago. Total repairs on the car came to a little over $3500.
I made 3 personal purchases (outside of meals, laundry detergent and all that normal getting by stuff). I bought a TV for $300, first TV I had purchased in years. I bought a $1200 laptop, as my prior computer had died. It was the most expensive laptop I've ever bought, but as I do a good amount of design work and video editing, and I had just recieved the initial deposit from Amazon, I decided to invest in a decent one. It has served me well and comes with me to every talk, workshop, etc. but for workshops I could have gotten by with a netbook or something, so I'm chalking this up to a personal purchase. I also took a vacation with my family that cost about $700.
There are innumerable small expenses that permeate anyone's life. Groceries, toilet paper, public transportation, etc. I don't keep good track of those things. I've also donated a lot of hardware to different hackerspaces, and all sorts of other stuff."
Now, you can make the argument that Kickstarter money is also funding the person, not necessarily the project. Fair enough. But you can imagine that seeing a guy who hasn't shipped anything say he bought a TV with his Kickstarter money rubbing people the wrong way.
The last link includes unfiltered comments from his backers.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey |
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Double Fine / The Dark Side of Kickstarter by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/09/2012, 7:17am PST 
Cambridge graphic designer BOOP BOOP NT by hipster detector 02/09/2012, 7:50am PST 
Who could have guessed the master of unlocking would turn out to be a thief? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/09/2012, 2:44pm PST 
ITT tdarcos breaks character by Last 02/10/2012, 1:40pm PST 
Except he IS Jerry! WHOA NT by Fussbett 02/11/2012, 12:24pm PST 
Kickstarter is out of control by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/10/2012, 12:35pm PST 
Re: Kickstarter is out of control by E. L. Koba 03/31/2012, 3:26pm PDT 
looking forward to saturation and the lemons problem by jeep 02/10/2012, 4:32pm PST 
Oh, we got lemons by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2012, 10:25am PDT 
the prospect of another leisure suit larry game should be enough by jeep 04/03/2012, 12:53pm PDT 
Leisure Suit Larry Kickstarter by Siskel and Ebert 04/03/2012, 4:10am PDT 
Al Lowe is still bitter that Magna cum-laude was funnier than any of his efforts NT by fabio 04/03/2012, 10:45am PDT 
Re: Al Lowe is still bitter that Magna cum-laude was funnier than an by JOHN K. HUDAK <jkhudak@lycos.com> 04/03/2012, 12:00pm PDT 
Re: Al Lowe is still bitter that Magna cum-laude was funnier than an by laudablepuss 04/03/2012, 12:54pm PDT 
Al Lowe trying to get Roberta Williams back in the hot tub. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/10/2012, 6:10pm PDT 
I wish she wouldn't by jeep 04/10/2012, 9:52pm PDT 
I know it's not her but: quest for glory was 100 times better than kq NT by jeep 04/10/2012, 9:52pm PDT 
QFQ should win an award for being full of puns whilst not sucking NT by Entropy Stew 04/12/2012, 4:18am PDT 
Re: I wish she wouldn't by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2012, 7:30am PDT 
none of the non Quest for Glory Sierra games have aged well by fabio 04/11/2012, 8:49am PDT 
Re: I wish she wouldn't by jeep 04/11/2012, 5:26pm PDT 
IV and VI had two different endings, I guess that's sorta flexible by Siskel and Ebert 04/11/2012, 9:53pm PDT 
There were a ton of those in KQV by fabio 04/12/2012, 6:22am PDT 
Oh but then again by jeep 04/12/2012, 9:49am PDT 
Re: Oh but then again by Cyril Badman 04/12/2012, 12:22pm PDT 
Re: Oh but then again by By Mennen 04/12/2012, 7:38pm PDT 
Re: I wish she wouldn't by Cyril Badman 04/12/2012, 12:23pm PDT 
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