Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Zsenitan"](1:54:34 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=1">1991 International Male Catalog</a> (1:55:03 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: hooray! (1:55:12 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: lemme just put on "more than words" and read this (1:56:45 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: they are wrong about the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=6">mesh shirt</a> (1:56:54 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: that is an eminently appropriate look for men (1:57:10 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: it only needs frilly cuffs (1:57:16 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: yeah, no. (1:57:36 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: wow <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=7">page 28</a> (1:57:39 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: it is like manga BUT REAL (1:57:51 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: I wanna see dolph lundgren in that look (1:58:10 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: suddenly: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=11">PIRATE SHIRT</a> (1:58:28 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: NICE SPOILER (1:58:34 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: EAT IT (1:58:34 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: I was still looking at the manties (1:59:09 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: oh <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=10">zebra and black boxer</a>, inspired by saddle shoes (1:59:31 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: wow pirate shirt (1:59:37 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: along with hammer pants (1:59:45 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: also a very manga look if the collar were more precise (2:00:55 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: maybe I should look at the manties again (2:01:00 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: yeah, probably (2:01:14 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=9">TACTICS JERSEY BRIEF</a> (2:01:46 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: "deploy these in your next bedroom attack" - what the ad copy shoulda been (2:01:49 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: I have no idea what tactics he has in mind (2:02:07 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: That's a hot slave loincloth look he's rockin tho (2:02:14 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: especially since he's FUCKING HANDCUFFED (2:02:55 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: they shouldn't have airbrushed out the lash scars (2:03:03 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: or the collar (2:03:07 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: opportunities lost. (2:03:26 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=10">mediterranean brief manties</a> (2:03:34 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: featuring the manliest of bras: one's own hands (2:04:08 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: with matching thumb deco detail (2:04:18 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: He's giving those manties two thumbs up! (2:04:48 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: so anyway <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=10">pleated silk boxer</a> (2:04:53 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: in lilac or peach (2:04:55 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: and the mesh shirt (2:04:58 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: you're good to go (2:05:04 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: that's a nice little summer outfit (2:05:04 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: the pleated silk boxer guy confuses me (2:05:26 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: he's also handcuffed, and it reminds him of corporal punishment in private school (2:05:55 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: he does look quite uncomfortable (2:06:16 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: see the fine shadings of erotic despair in his eyes, mingled with the "yes sir" posture and tightly clenched biceps? (2:06:29 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Is he straining away from the lash, or towards it?! (2:06:51 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: I like Mr. Thoughtful <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=10">French Thong Brief.</a> (2:07:31 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: "Oh man," he thinks. "That was exhausting. I'm just going to lean against the whitespace here." (2:08:05 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: I wonder if that's really the best frame from the shoot (2:08:13 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: barely see any fabric at all (2:08:18 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: "Bulge Minimale" I like to call it. (2:08:37 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Yeah it does seem like they dropped the balls here. (2:08:46 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: zzzzzzzing (2:08:58 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Hahaha sorry that was kind of a dick move. (2:09:22 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Anywang, I think <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=10">Ribbed Cotton Contour</a> is the standout Nurse Penis here. (2:09:35 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: NURSE PENIS?? (2:09:50 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Oh sorry that was probably a trigger word for you. (2:10:43 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: It's just that there's something about that pale yellow perfectly unwrinkled bulge that suggests a nurse. It's clean, tidy, faintly inhumane, and suggests piss inadvertently. (2:11:01 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: uh ew (2:11:01 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: If I were casting a porno, that guy would be Nurse Penis. (2:11:18 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Especially with his brooding "handcuffed to my own ass" look. (2:11:20 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: although he does look prim (2:11:59 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: I suppose the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=9">dot string bikini</a> could be the patient (2:12:09 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Oh good call! (2:12:31 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: irony: less flesh exposed than a hospital gown (2:12:39 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Hahaha (2:13:12 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Who the fuck puts on polka dot manties anyway. They had to get James Caan and Gregory Peck to mate and have a kid just to create the aura of butch gayness necessary to take it even remotely seriously. (2:13:49 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: yes his lot is a sad one (2:13:48 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: I like Point/Counterpoint <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=9">Macho Thong and Fast Tracks Bikini.</a> (2:14:06 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: Do you like it Serious or Sporty? Serious... covers other eye or Sporty? (2:14:16 PM) <font color=red>Mr. Guy</font>: fast tracks bikini is All Right With Life (2:15:02 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=9">Marseilles Brief</a> is a straight up escort picture (2:15:05 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: lookit that ass dent (2:15:19 PM) <font color=pink>Zseni</font>: you aren't as form fitting as you think you are, Marseilles Brief![/quote]