Caltrops - We Love Katamari





	[quote name="I need clarification"]I keep thinking I'm the sand in the bearings of your big plans because you see my success and lack of discretion when discussing it as a refutation of the lifestyle you've chosen or whatever bullshit infantile shit. I still think that's most of it. But skimming your latest rant reminds me the real deal is the life you covet extends to Caltrops as well. That's fine. I'm sorry I chased your plaything away but it was the right thing to do - he was a faggot and had to go where all faggots go, and he seems quite happy being the tough guy over there. Which is explains your irritation with me, but why do I care so much about your life and what's left available to you? The only thing I can figure is my natural fathering instincts see what your parents' complete abandonment of responsibility has done to you and your siblings (side question: when asked about children, how many do your parents admit to having?). Continuing to fund your escapes (and your protests aside, these journeys have nothing to do with immersing oneself in a new culture - you can get drunk and fuck whores in 98% of the world, there's nothing special about Southeast Asia. All you need to know about a culture not your own you can learn from the safe confines of a van or tour bus. More than two weeks is a fetish and they shouldn't even offer visas of that length to any country) to parts unknown, then welcome you back with open arms when you appear, sobbing, on the doorstep, then calling in more favors to help secure lasting employment for you - all of this coddling hasn't done you any favors. As your search for some sort of meaningful path becomes more frenetic - Dubai! Bahrain! Back to Korea! - a proper dad would tell you to stop fucking around and get your shit together. So I'm taking it on myself and maybe in the process saving your folks a couple bucks and other benefits such as not having to petition embassies for your early release.[/quote]