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by I need clarification 06/23/2009, 5:27pm PDT |
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I keep thinking I'm the sand in the bearings of your big plans because you see my success and lack of discretion when discussing it as a refutation of the lifestyle you've chosen or whatever bullshit infantile shit. I still think that's most of it. But skimming your latest rant reminds me the real deal is the life you covet extends to Caltrops as well. That's fine. I'm sorry I chased your plaything away but it was the right thing to do - he was a faggot and had to go where all faggots go, and he seems quite happy being the tough guy over there.
Which is explains your irritation with me, but why do I care so much about your life and what's left available to you? The only thing I can figure is my natural fathering instincts see what your parents' complete abandonment of responsibility has done to you and your siblings (side question: when asked about children, how many do your parents admit to having?). Continuing to fund your escapes (and your protests aside, these journeys have nothing to do with immersing oneself in a new culture - you can get drunk and fuck whores in 98% of the world, there's nothing special about Southeast Asia. All you need to know about a culture not your own you can learn from the safe confines of a van or tour bus. More than two weeks is a fetish and they shouldn't even offer visas of that length to any country) to parts unknown, then welcome you back with open arms when you appear, sobbing, on the doorstep, then calling in more favors to help secure lasting employment for you - all of this coddling hasn't done you any favors. As your search for some sort of meaningful path becomes more frenetic - Dubai! Bahrain! Back to Korea! - a proper dad would tell you to stop fucking around and get your shit together. So I'm taking it on myself and maybe in the process saving your folks a couple bucks and other benefits such as not having to petition embassies for your early release. |
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Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/14/2009, 2:09pm PDT 
Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2009, 3:49pm PDT
Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/16/2009, 12:31pm PDT
Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 2:46pm PDT
It's not a one penny tip. NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 3:24pm PDT
So shitty waiters get an extra penny in their tip? NT by Mischief Maker 06/16/2009, 3:26pm PDT
There are lots of etiquette tricks that don't make sense. by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 3:41pm PDT
Re: There are lots of etiquette tricks that don't make sense. by Quétinbec 06/16/2009, 8:38pm PDT
Yeah, why enjoy nice service at all when you can just serve yourself at a buffet by Fussbett 06/16/2009, 11:19pm PDT
Pictures of my family, eh?! by Quétinbec 06/17/2009, 12:33am PDT
Is that your sister NT by show us her legs 06/17/2009, 1:05am PDT
Re: Pictures of my family, eh?! by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/17/2009, 7:49am PDT
His sister's hair improved, don't make her feel bad about it or she might revert NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 12:34pm PDT
Hey! by Quétinbec 06/17/2009, 3:41pm PDT
What hemisphere is the United Kingdom in? NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 4:54pm PDT
Shut the fuck up with your nitpicking you American garbage. NT by Quétinbec 06/17/2009, 8:06pm PDT
Australian. NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 8:33pm PDT
Re: Hey! by I need clarification 06/17/2009, 8:49pm PDT
No money left for strip clubs, time to grab mom's tit NT by Kiwi 06/17/2009, 8:59pm PDT
Easy now, everybody. I'm not trying to cause any trouble here. NT by Quétinbec 06/18/2009, 4:04am PDT
Are you seriously a lawyer? Zseni just read too quickly, but what's your excuse NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 4:48pm PDT
Well if you're urging MM to SLOW DOWN I'm pretty sure the same excuse applies by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 5:49pm PDT
Also MM accurately paraphrased the exact text so where's the problem? NT by Last 06/16/2009, 6:51pm PDT
Re: Also MM accurately paraphrased the exact text so where's the problem? by Mischief Maker 06/16/2009, 7:27pm PDT
Do you think he keeps going back to see if he's making a difference? by Worm 06/16/2009, 7:30pm PDT
Now you've gone and made it extra complicated, adding exact change. by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 8:01pm PDT
Do YOU even know what the fuck you're talking about? by Mischief Maker 06/16/2009, 8:10pm PDT
I was trying to be helpful to Zseni but then everyone wanted to be dumb after NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/17/2009, 1:02am PDT
Accurately paraphrased it, plus a question mark. Okay, who is next after Last? NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 7:55pm PDT
YOU SURE FUCKING GOT US. NEXT THING ON YOUR LIST: SPELL-CHECKING A JHOH POST NT by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 8:18pm PDT
A question mark means he still didn't understand. NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/17/2009, 1:01am PDT
Re: A question mark means he still didn't understand. by Mischief Maker 06/17/2009, 8:26pm PDT
Lawyers pass stinky dead fish to each other? I must have missed that episode of NT by Matlock 06/17/2009, 8:54pm PDT
LAWYERS DON'T HANDLE STINKY FISH! ARE YOU -SURE- YOU'RE A LAWYER?! NT by STOP FUCKING SKIMMING GODDAMNIT 06/17/2009, 9:00pm PDT
Well, they call them paralegals, but they smell the same NT by Lawyer joke book 06/17/2009, 9:01pm PDT
What's the difference between a dead fish and a dead lawyer on the road? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 9:09pm PDT
Re: YOU SURE FUCKING GOT US. NEXT THING ON YOUR LIST: SPELL-CHECKING A by Mr. Helper 06/24/2009, 7:57am PDT
this thread is now about rating how caltrops users put their posts together by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/24/2009, 11:01am PDT
Agreed. Accurately paraphrased with an extra question mark as a 'fuck you' ges NT by Last 06/17/2009, 6:57am PDT
This is such a goddamned bad idea. by Last 06/16/2009, 3:55pm PDT
It's Quarter to Three, Last. There is no shame. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/16/2009, 4:04pm PDT
Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/19/2009, 10:52am PDT
Man bags. by Zsenitan 06/19/2009, 11:53am PDT
official jack bauer satchel www.24fanclub.com NT by gruman 06/19/2009, 12:27pm PDT
boston-style vanity mailbag www.cliffclavincollection.com NT by gruman 06/19/2009, 12:34pm PDT
McCain totebag http://bags.cafepress.com/item/i-voted-mccain-tote-bag/325958153 NT by grauman's chinese theatre 06/19/2009, 12:48pm PDT
nice bag, fag by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/19/2009, 3:31pm PDT
Fags. by Quétinbec 06/19/2009, 3:50pm PDT
The "Road Warrior & Dog" photo, if portrayed by an actual gamer NT by Mr Gutsy 06/19/2009, 3:53pm PDT
To be fair to the fags, most people don't have to cross the globe for a job. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 4:32pm PDT
Which bag holds the sewing machine? NT by I need clarification 06/19/2009, 10:38pm PDT
Better to wear 2 fat bags in Asia than marry 1 fat Asian bag. NT by Quétinbec 06/20/2009, 12:38am PDT
See, this right here is why you don't talk about your personal life on caltrops NT by Entropy Stew 06/20/2009, 7:22am PDT
Pipe down ES! These pussies have nothing to be ashamed of. Who're you dating BTW NT by Quétinbec 06/20/2009, 3:30pm PDT
Christ, now you're just getting lazy like me. Welcome to middle age. by I need clarification 06/21/2009, 6:32pm PDT
I'm nothing like you, you basic motherfucker. by Quétinbec 06/21/2009, 11:34pm PDT
Fuck, I forgot to explore the world! by I need clarification 06/22/2009, 11:13am PDT
Re: Fuck, I forgot to explore the world! by 36 & 5 06/22/2009, 12:05pm PDT
I like to think that's INC just right over their shoulder, WATCHING NT by Fortinbras 06/22/2009, 6:18pm PDT
Re: Fuck, I forgot to explore the world! by Quétinbec 06/22/2009, 5:06pm PDT
I don't want to distract you from INC, but... by Fussbett 06/22/2009, 5:49pm PDT
Re: I don't want to distract you from INC, but... by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:40am PDT
You already lost this argument about 10 years ago, but to help you out further.. by I need clarification 06/22/2009, 6:14pm PDT
Re: You already lost this argument about 10 years ago, but to help you out furth by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:28am PDT
Ah, now I see the issue a little more clearly... by I need clarification 06/23/2009, 5:27pm PDT
Enough of this bullshit. by Quétinbec 06/24/2009, 4:16am PDT
I'LL say when this is over, young man (it will be after this post) by I need clarification 06/24/2009, 3:14pm PDT
Where have we seen INC's wife? by Uhhh 06/22/2009, 7:30pm PDT
He has a secret website with pictures on it. We all do. Ask Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:28am PDT
(Get on IM!) NT by Fullofkittens 06/23/2009, 8:58am PDT
I have more than one! by I need clarification 06/23/2009, 5:28pm PDT
Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by Hans Clastorp 06/19/2009, 12:52pm PDT
Explained: They genuinely liked the bag, but also wanted to call you fag. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 1:39pm PDT
Are you just getting to know him? by Qt3 Historian 06/19/2009, 3:19pm PDT
Pretty much by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/19/2009, 3:27pm PDT
The Miata is actually an excellent car v_v by Jerry Whorebach 06/19/2009, 5:11pm PDT
Do you even have a driver's license, Jerry? NT by Mr. Helper 06/19/2009, 5:29pm PDT
Yeah, but it might as well be a license to touch boobs for all the use I get out NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/19/2009, 5:46pm PDT
Wait that's not true, I still use it to rent pornographic videos by Jerry Whorebach 06/19/2009, 6:33pm PDT
Re: The Miata is actually an excellent car v_v by Entropy Stew 06/20/2009, 5:46am PDT
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