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I don't want to distract you from INC, but... by Fussbett 06/22/2009, 5:49pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

All you can hold above me is the supposedly huge opportunity cost of this kind of long term bouncing around, which is money and work experience. But I can lie about work experience and I can borrow money. Those things are cheap and easy and nothing to be proud of.

Successfully lying about work experience is harder than you think. You take it for granted that people lie on their resumes, and they do, but they are lies like being a senior analyst instead of being an analyst. You pretended to know HTML, something high school kids pick up (remember you dropped out of high school and couldn't even lie about that successfully either) and got busted to tears for it. Even for this job you lied about working at IBM, and they checked up on it, found you out, but probably just shrugged and figured you can still speak English well enough. It's probably impossible to get anyone else to go to Bahrain. Imagine applying for a job with more than one applicant though.

Having said all that, of course you'll be fine because you have a rich father and no shame. That should really be your entire argument when it comes to validating yourself. "Hey man, I pissed away my whole life because I don't mind ripping off my father and I'll have a quarter of his inheritance soon enough."
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Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/14/2009, 2:09pm PDT NEW
    Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2009, 3:49pm PDT NEW
    Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/16/2009, 12:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 2:46pm PDT NEW
            It's not a one penny tip. NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                So shitty waiters get an extra penny in their tip? NT by Mischief Maker 06/16/2009, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                    There are lots of etiquette tricks that don't make sense. by Zsenitan 06/16/2009, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                        Re: There are lots of etiquette tricks that don't make sense. by Quétinbec 06/16/2009, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                            Yeah, why enjoy nice service at all when you can just serve yourself at a buffet by Fussbett 06/16/2009, 11:19pm PDT NEW
                                Pictures of my family, eh?! by Quétinbec 06/17/2009, 12:33am PDT NEW
                                    Is that your sister NT by show us her legs 06/17/2009, 1:05am PDT NEW
                                    Re: Pictures of my family, eh?! by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/17/2009, 7:49am PDT NEW
                                        His sister's hair improved, don't make her feel bad about it or she might revert NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 12:34pm PDT NEW
                                        Hey! by Quétinbec 06/17/2009, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                                            What hemisphere is the United Kingdom in? NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 4:54pm PDT NEW
                                                Shut the fuck up with your nitpicking you American garbage. NT by Quétinbec 06/17/2009, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                                                    Australian. NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Hey! by I need clarification 06/17/2009, 8:49pm PDT NEW
                                    No money left for strip clubs, time to grab mom's tit NT by Kiwi 06/17/2009, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                                        Easy now, everybody. I'm not trying to cause any trouble here. NT by Quétinbec 06/18/2009, 4:04am PDT NEW
                    Are you seriously a lawyer? Zseni just read too quickly, but what's your excuse NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 4:48pm PDT NEW
                        Well if you're urging MM to SLOW DOWN I'm pretty sure the same excuse applies by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 5:49pm PDT NEW
                            Also MM accurately paraphrased the exact text so where's the problem? NT by Last 06/16/2009, 6:51pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Also MM accurately paraphrased the exact text so where's the problem? by Mischief Maker 06/16/2009, 7:27pm PDT NEW
                                    Do you think he keeps going back to see if he's making a difference? by Worm 06/16/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Now you've gone and made it extra complicated, adding exact change. by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 8:01pm PDT NEW
                                        Do YOU even know what the fuck you're talking about? by Mischief Maker 06/16/2009, 8:10pm PDT NEW
                                            I was trying to be helpful to Zseni but then everyone wanted to be dumb after NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/17/2009, 1:02am PDT NEW
                                Accurately paraphrased it, plus a question mark. Okay, who is next after Last? NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/16/2009, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                                    YOU SURE FUCKING GOT US. NEXT THING ON YOUR LIST: SPELL-CHECKING A JHOH POST NT by Fortinbras 06/16/2009, 8:18pm PDT NEW
                                        A question mark means he still didn't understand. NT by Slow down the skimming. 06/17/2009, 1:01am PDT NEW
                                            Re: A question mark means he still didn't understand. by Mischief Maker 06/17/2009, 8:26pm PDT NEW
                                                Lawyers pass stinky dead fish to each other? I must have missed that episode of NT by Matlock 06/17/2009, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                                                    LAWYERS DON'T HANDLE STINKY FISH! ARE YOU -SURE- YOU'RE A LAWYER?! NT by STOP FUCKING SKIMMING GODDAMNIT 06/17/2009, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                                                    Well, they call them paralegals, but they smell the same NT by Lawyer joke book 06/17/2009, 9:01pm PDT NEW
                                                    What's the difference between a dead fish and a dead lawyer on the road? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: YOU SURE FUCKING GOT US. NEXT THING ON YOUR LIST: SPELL-CHECKING A by Mr. Helper 06/24/2009, 7:57am PDT NEW
                                            this thread is now about rating how caltrops users put their posts together by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/24/2009, 11:01am PDT NEW
                                    Agreed. Accurately paraphrased with an extra question mark as a 'fuck you' ges NT by Last 06/17/2009, 6:57am PDT NEW
            This is such a goddamned bad idea. by Last 06/16/2009, 3:55pm PDT NEW
                It's Quarter to Three, Last. There is no shame. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/16/2009, 4:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/19/2009, 10:52am PDT NEW
        Man bags. by Zsenitan 06/19/2009, 11:53am PDT NEW
        official jack bauer satchel www.24fanclub.com NT by gruman 06/19/2009, 12:27pm PDT NEW
            boston-style vanity mailbag www.cliffclavincollection.com NT by gruman 06/19/2009, 12:34pm PDT NEW
                McCain totebag http://bags.cafepress.com/item/i-voted-mccain-tote-bag/325958153 NT by grauman's chinese theatre 06/19/2009, 12:48pm PDT NEW
                    nice bag, fag by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/19/2009, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                        Fags. by Quétinbec 06/19/2009, 3:50pm PDT NEW
                            The "Road Warrior & Dog" photo, if portrayed by an actual gamer NT by Mr Gutsy 06/19/2009, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                            To be fair to the fags, most people don't have to cross the globe for a job. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 4:32pm PDT NEW
                            Which bag holds the sewing machine? NT by I need clarification 06/19/2009, 10:38pm PDT NEW
                                Better to wear 2 fat bags in Asia than marry 1 fat Asian bag. NT by Quétinbec 06/20/2009, 12:38am PDT NEW
                                    See, this right here is why you don't talk about your personal life on caltrops NT by Entropy Stew 06/20/2009, 7:22am PDT NEW
                                        Pipe down ES! These pussies have nothing to be ashamed of. Who're you dating BTW NT by Quétinbec 06/20/2009, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Christ, now you're just getting lazy like me. Welcome to middle age. by I need clarification 06/21/2009, 6:32pm PDT NEW
                                        I'm nothing like you, you basic motherfucker. by Quétinbec 06/21/2009, 11:34pm PDT NEW
                                            Fuck, I forgot to explore the world! by I need clarification 06/22/2009, 11:13am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Fuck, I forgot to explore the world! by 36 & 5 06/22/2009, 12:05pm PDT NEW
                                                    I like to think that's INC just right over their shoulder, WATCHING NT by Fortinbras 06/22/2009, 6:18pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Fuck, I forgot to explore the world! by Quétinbec 06/22/2009, 5:06pm PDT NEW
                                                    I don't want to distract you from INC, but... by Fussbett 06/22/2009, 5:49pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I don't want to distract you from INC, but... by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:40am PDT NEW
                                                    You already lost this argument about 10 years ago, but to help you out further.. by I need clarification 06/22/2009, 6:14pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: You already lost this argument about 10 years ago, but to help you out furth by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:28am PDT NEW
                                                            Ah, now I see the issue a little more clearly... by I need clarification 06/23/2009, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                Enough of this bullshit. by Quétinbec 06/24/2009, 4:16am PDT NEW
                                                                    I'LL say when this is over, young man (it will be after this post) by I need clarification 06/24/2009, 3:14pm PDT NEW
                                                    Where have we seen INC's wife? by Uhhh 06/22/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                                                        He has a secret website with pictures on it. We all do. Ask Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 06/23/2009, 1:28am PDT NEW
                                                            (Get on IM!) NT by Fullofkittens 06/23/2009, 8:58am PDT NEW
                                                            I have more than one! by I need clarification 06/23/2009, 5:28pm PDT NEW
        Re: Why Tom Chick Left QT3. A Compendium of Links by Hans Clastorp 06/19/2009, 12:52pm PDT NEW
            Explained: They genuinely liked the bag, but also wanted to call you fag. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2009, 1:39pm PDT NEW
        Are you just getting to know him? by Qt3 Historian 06/19/2009, 3:19pm PDT NEW
            Pretty much by i_hate_goons.vbs 06/19/2009, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                The Miata is actually an excellent car v_v by Jerry Whorebach 06/19/2009, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                    Do you even have a driver's license, Jerry? NT by Mr. Helper 06/19/2009, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                        Yeah, but it might as well be a license to touch boobs for all the use I get out NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/19/2009, 5:46pm PDT NEW
                            Wait that's not true, I still use it to rent pornographic videos by Jerry Whorebach 06/19/2009, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                    Re: The Miata is actually an excellent car v_v by Entropy Stew 06/20/2009, 5:46am PDT NEW
 
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