Caltrops - We Love Katamari





	[quote name="Souffle of Pain"]They're now doing that things nerds do when they're extremely uncomfortable with conflict. They've gone on for a page and a half about various kinds of nuts. Here are some great quotes: "Also, step 264 in my plot for world domination is now complete." "Was Step 1. "Steal Underwear"?" "Easy there, high speed. This is the bananas and nuts thread. It is supposed to be about "this crap"." "Yes, let's talk about something else. For instance, bananas are fine. However, almonds are awesome, while cashews are not." "Cashews are seeds, you're doomed to unwitting irrelevance." "Culinarily, they're nuts.* *Says the guy who will argue until he's dead that tomatoes are fruits, fuck the culinary usage." I work with people like this. Nerds (hopeless nerds) really do talk this way in person. When one of my coworkers said, "Says the person who..." in talking about himself, I cringed. This had the effect of emboldening the other closeted nerd cases. I'm not going to point out the disconnect on the earlier "manchild" line, because you knew the real truth as a reader here. But Holy Shit. They've exceeded even their relentless fucking dorkitude. <a href="http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=51849&page=31">link</a>[/quote]