Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: wait. you're supposed to hold eye contact with retail people (I'm doomed)

[quote name="up with pod people"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I may have been breathing slowly, smiling softly, and maintaining eye contact (thanks, therapy, I'm sure I look totally normal doing all that stuff)[/quote] yeah I would have to experience this to be sure, but the eye contact thing. that sounds like specious advice to me. but then I am a bit of a silverback gorilla about that sort of thing. if I am looking directly into your eyes for more than a couple seconds I want to kill you or fuck you. I would not be surprised to find that randoms find my inability to hold a gaze more 'disturbingly distant' than 'politely formal,' though.[/quote]