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wait. you're supposed to hold eye contact with retail people (I'm doomed) by up with pod people 08/17/2011, 9:50am PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

I may have been breathing slowly, smiling softly, and maintaining eye contact (thanks, therapy, I'm sure I look totally normal doing all that stuff)

yeah I would have to experience this to be sure, but the eye contact thing. that sounds like specious advice to me.
but then I am a bit of a silverback gorilla about that sort of thing. if I am looking directly into your eyes for more than a couple seconds I want to kill you or fuck you.

I would not be surprised to find that randoms find my inability to hold a gaze more 'disturbingly distant' than 'politely formal,' though.
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Obligatory how's it goin' Jerry thread header by WITTGENSTEIN 08/15/2011, 8:24pm PDT NEW
    :( NT by Fullofkittens 08/15/2011, 8:29pm PDT NEW
    Any room can be a panic room if you have the right attitude. by Jerry Whorebach 08/15/2011, 9:19pm PDT NEW
        Sounds like someone passed the change first by Ray of Light 08/15/2011, 11:12pm PDT NEW
        I had a similar disaster by Fullofkittens 08/16/2011, 5:57am PDT NEW
            Re: I had a similar disaster by This is Chris's Blood 08/16/2011, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Any room can be a panic room if you have the right attitude. by Entropy Stew 08/16/2011, 8:41am PDT NEW
        You... MONSTER! by Mischief Maker 08/16/2011, 5:50pm PDT NEW
            MM is a jurisdoctor, not an arithmedoctor. NT by binkbot 08/16/2011, 6:06pm PDT NEW
                He still makes a good point. by Jerry Whorebach 08/16/2011, 6:52pm PDT NEW
                    Re: He still makes a good point. by This is Chris's Blood 08/16/2011, 9:50pm PDT NEW
                    Re: He still makes a good point. by Mischief Maker 08/16/2011, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                        4. Body odor by 99. Basic math (lawyers don't use t 08/17/2011, 1:26am PDT NEW
                            Shit. That's what I get for posting on 3 hours of sleep. NT by Mischief Maker 08/17/2011, 9:01am PDT NEW
                        Re: He still makes a good point. by laudablepuss 08/17/2011, 9:16am PDT NEW
                            Well now that I realized my goof I'm more confused. by Mischief Maker 08/18/2011, 10:34am PDT NEW
                    wait. you're supposed to hold eye contact with retail people (I'm doomed) by up with pod people 08/17/2011, 9:50am PDT NEW
            Thanks, J. Jeph Jacques Esq. by fabio 08/17/2011, 3:36pm PDT NEW
                No problem, Aaron Diaz! by Mischief Maker 08/18/2011, 12:35am PDT NEW
        coda by up with pod people 09/23/2011, 8:47am PDT NEW
 
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